Día De Basura

SC pepsi_raider

[kosmogrl]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[llesbianfarmer]

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

[queerbookdragon]

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

[kendrysaneela]

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

[overlyactivepingpongball]

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

[oculianthracina]

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

[laughconfetti]

LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.

[thebootydiaries]

[calebwittebane]

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

[vapidsoup]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[naturalhairhow101]

[wakandamama]

WE CAN NEVER BE THIS COOL

[what-even-is-thiss]

Effortless, classy, legendary. This child has stolen all of the cool factor for herself and we should just let her have it.

[thesmallbutknowingclown-deactiv]

This pic is so powerful I swear

[lilmamabeyellin]

[mostly-vo1d]

School with adhd is just "I've done the entire page while you were still discussing exercise 1, and now I'm bored" or "I understand half of these words individually, can't focus and now I'm bored" there is no in between

[ranmagender]

Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People's eyes are finally opening

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gifsandsound]

[sillyhonoguma]

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

[defunctzombie]

UNMUTE

[dogposts]

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

[cikero]

they never should have told y’all about brain chemicals

[gorbling]

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[kingjaffejoffer]

[superpoorlifechoices]

Pornhub commenters generally have a reputation of being more civil to each other than youtubers. Maybe people who argue online just need to bust a nut?

[justjavis]

^^^

[immoren]

Not all heroes wear pants. 

[meanplastic]

[ellieisnotoldyet-deactivated202]

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

[realityremedy]

You would not believe how comforting this is.

[sydcores-moved-deactivated20210]