[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
strange omens gather at the end of the street
Baby bat learns to fly!
this is my cause of death, I have transcended this realm
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
It’s called connotations.
Try this one on for size:
“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”
“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
great news! Language is now banned
seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming
Some squish-nose to brighten your dash.
Janet and Liesel, among the blossoms.
When you’ve been procrastinating for a month and suddenly all your deadlines are Right There
ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle
Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches
I love him
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
“Please give me [sound of mid 90’s disc reader reading/buffering… it’s indescribable if you’ve never heard it]… one half tray of salad… Please give me… [more brief disc reading noise] one half tray of… Thank you! [loud munching noises]“
JumpStart 1st Grade, Knowledge Adventure, 1995
wow this just fucked me up
Ok, I know I have been straying from my borzoi photos…but… I think this might be worth it.
I got in some orphaned baby skunks tonight. They are stomping at me. It makes me blissful.
STINKY BABIES
Thanks I love it
@trapperweasel
I love them all. I love skunks, they’re so awesome!
Me spending any money that's physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn't count as spending, it's not real. It doesn't exist
#WHY TEACH THEM THIS#THEY WIL NEVER STOP#THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW
@gothxfaerie
by Jessica Warrick
A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit.
Wow.
these aren’t just bullshitter dweebs in their mom’s basements trolling the internet, these are men who formulate the way we implement laws and who govern the way we live our lives.
^^^ Hello, yes, everyone needs to see this. It’s not always a bunch of nobodies trolling around on 4chan. It’s, doctors, lawyers, judges, businessmen, bankers, law enforcement, etc. People who have pulls on society. They literally don’t see other groups besides themselves as human or equal
…holy shit like this is bad really really bad but so much clearly so if you’ve ever read the scum that floats to the top of the Red Pill. Like basically he was just outed as the creator of a neo-nazi misogynist pro-rape forum explicitly to recruit online loners and groom them like it’s EVERYTHING we’ve been saying these people do but this is like, the hive.
For the anon asking why not trust red pill guys
Fuck Conservatives
Fun fact: the Red Pill was 90% of the reason I left reddit. I think it’s important everyone understands why, without having to subject yourselves to actually looking at the subreddit.
The Red Pill is a confluence of gross misogyny, rape culture, and vile social darwinism, all tied up under the banner of it being the “truth” behind some grand lie that is PC culture; that is to say, taking the red pill to withdraw yourself from the Matrix, a metaphor nearly as dated as the ideals they espouse.
If you think I’m exaggerating, I’m not. I spent nearly two years on reddit before toxic bullshit like this drove me out. These people build an elaborate construct about treating women like property and sexualizing children because ~evolution~ programmed them to like it, and ~evolution~ can’t possibly be wrong, as though club-wielding Neanderthal brutes are something to aspire to and not something we left behind millennia ago.
They’ve created an incredibly detailed fantasy about how women are evolutionarily predisposed to react to certain behaviors of “alpha males” (another false equivalence; the theory of the alpha male comes from a since-disproved theory about wolf behavior), and how the trick to success in sex is about taking on these characteristics which, spoiler alert, explicitly encourage treating women like garbage.
I cannot overstate how incredibly toxic the Red Pill is and how disgustingly large the community became by the time I left reddit. I wish I could say I was surprised that a Republican senator founded it, but this is the kind of shit they’ve been legislating for years.
Why am I not surprised?
For all you god damn motherfucking doubters, this is not fake, sources include:
Time Magazine: http://time.com/4756308/robert-fisher-new-hampshire-mens-rights/
CBS: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-hampshire-rep-revealed-as-founder-of-misogynistic-website-refuses-to-resign/
Boston Globe (Behind a Paywall): https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/04/26/lawmaker-accused-starting-red-pill-forum-reddit-won-resign/RD057SBlGTwLoOMC9lLVLM/story.html
Local News Stations (as they are tended to be considered most credible)
WMUR (Local news station): http://www.wmur.com/article/state-lawmaker-admits-saying-some-injudicious-things-about-women/9562347
WRAL (also local news station): http://www.wral.com/the-latest-governor-wants-lawmaker-to-resign-over-comments/16666205/
and of course
Snopes Confirms: http://www.snopes.com/2017/04/25/legislator-reddit-redpill-forum/