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DJ Sensitive Nipples is leaning over her console very carefully

you still reblogged my funny post though didn't you. drinking the milk without buying the transsexual cow, if you will. i guess you'll never be as funny as me on account of your weak little female brain, so i'll let you have this one. ❤️

lesbianbloodritual

now this is the kind of bold transformative reading that i have come to expect from the great minds of tumblr dot com

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

Please can I get an update on DJ Sensitive Nipples I'm worried about her

swarnpert

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

anotherknifeinmyhands

zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

marshmallowlamb

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

huffylemon

harrytheehottie

kocurek1921-deactivated20260103

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

balaclava-trismegistus

Having a bunch of guns won't make your dick any bigger

i sure hope not that would be weird huh

balaclava-trismegistus

i would be frightened if this happened to me

pixelexplorer

But having guns would make it feel safer.

balaclava-trismegistus

yeah if it gets too big i could shoot my cock off

animentality

cheese24k

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

weepycat

i think this is my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with it for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

thenewborndeity

I could tell instantly from the way he was positioned on the bar that this video was going to showcase some serious skill. I was nonetheless cometely unprepared for what happened.

ruinedchildhood

Choose Your Fighter!

Sword Grandma

Pikaman

Learn How to Dino

Alien

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ruinedchildhood

dollmaycry

appreciation post for girls with thick eyebrows

sludgebones

Appreciation post for girls with thick… no I shan’t say it…

dollmaycry

what's that? is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us alex?

sludgebones

I’M TALKIN BOUT WOMEN WITH THICK ASS HOGS BROTHER HELL YEAH

metamorphesque

not to me. not if it’s you.

― Anne Carson (Euripides), Dead Poets Society (Final Script), Extraordinary Attorney Woo (Ep. 10), Anne Carson (H of H Playbook)

pileofknives

kaijuno

Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy

the-worm-man

half of the time:

the other half:

somecutething

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

luidilovins

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.