shit

She/they. It’s not unusual.

[utopians]

when you die you get to see your irl achievements list like they have on steam

[utopians]

I get struck and killed by a falling air conditioner and as my soul ascends to heaven three merit badges reading HAD SEX IN A GOLF COURSE, TOOK LSD IN THE MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM, and CRIED IN THE RESTROOM OF AMERICA'S OLDEST OYSTER HOUSE drift through my field of vision. these are my only human accomplishments deemed significant by god

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

@montereybayaquarium

[utopians]

Hey

[gumptioncretaceous]

@americasoldestoysterhouse

[americasoldestoysterhouse]

Hey What The Fuck

[utopians]

COME ON

[sunfortune]

twilight sucks bc 99% of its plot Hinges on the cullens being otherworldly hot and that movie had all of them looking like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[bloodenjoyer]

hello closeted trans student. id like to play a game. the device you are trapped inside of is something i call a “pronoun circle”. when the cisgender professor finishes saying she goes by “She/Her/Hers/Herself :)” you will have five seconds to make your decision: either out yourself, or suffer the silent shame of misgendering yourself. live or die…make your choice

[sixpenceee]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

[anemonequeen-moved]

prime minister of spain and ceo of pronouns apparently

[crunchworldsupreme]

You know what. People do not acknowledge the benefits of pocket sized boyfriends enough. I am extremely pick uppable. Transportable. Throwable. How is this not a good thing?

[julionasurbonas]

[alivehouse]

i need to be the most fuckable person trapped in this time loop

[pocketss]

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Imagine: A Midnight Sun movie where every time Edward says something super dramatic, the other Cullens look into the camera like this.

[marisatomay]

[marisatomay]

[assignedligmaatbirth]

this has been said before but can y’all stop saying “women and nonbinary people” when you really mean “people i see as basically women”

[assignedligmaatbirth]

if you say “women and nonbinary people” consider if masculine nonbinary people or AMAB nonbinary people are included in your definition. if they aren’t, maybe don’t say that. there’s more to the nonbinary identity than just being a skinny white androgynous afab who uses they/them pronouns

[assignedligmaatbirth]

i forgot to say this but if you aren’t nb i don’t wanna hear ur hot take on this subject

[cikero]

I have a lot of problems with my mom but in high school I wore a jesse pinkman shirt that said “yeah bitch” to class and they called my mom about it on speaker with me in the room and when they told her she said “who fucking care. stop calling me. bye bye” and hung up

[doncherrycola]

thinking about this again

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[dimmadarn]

the SCP vending machine does not get nearly enough love and it’s my absolute favorite

[dimmadarn]

how can you not love this

[dimmadarn]

i mean really

[aurelianpen]

How could you forget all the shenanigans with them doing the coin on a string trick, it goes from trying to kill them to just fucking with them in return

[brunhiddensmusings]

infinitely supperior to the numerous SCP stabby mc teleports behind you

[casanova-lives]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

the wikipedia app is a healthy and satisfying replacement for social media like nicotine gum or whole wheat hamburger buns