Angie

they/them, 20-something, Mexican-American, there is no method to the madness of this blog, I just do want I want

[pinkbuttercreame]

Credits to Victor Reynolds on Facebook

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[shrugsinchinese]

Dude, your glasses

[forestofbabel]

Flirt with me to your hearts content, unless you spell things out for me I won’t know you’re doing it.

[leonbutchkennedy]

[forestofbabel]

My secret skill? Kicking all the blankets except the top one off of me while I’m sleeping.

[malacatifa]

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older women

[greelin]

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like shane would wait and think SO hard and extensively about new things he wanted to try because he would want to fully explore it from all angles in his head before he committed to saying it to ilya

but also he would then want to drop it at a time in which ilya would then not be able to discuss it with him fully in that moment because it already took working up to saying it so he would need a cool-down period before he was ready to actually Talk About It (and, to him, it's polite to give ilya a good reason to wait before he has to return with his opinion about it!! he's being nice!! ilya has a built-in excuse for the delay in having to give an answer!! shane would appreciate that if the roles were reversed!!)

with the end result that poor ilya just gets fucking. guerilla warfared with kink exploration ideas.

man is about to go to a dentist appointment and shane kisses him at the door, goes "also, what would you think about fucking me but gagged and blindfolded? just something to have on your radar. i don't need an answer right now. okay, bye." and shuts the door and ilya is just. what. the fuck was that.

[rabidheartt]

people who hate the color orange r my enemy

[safety-data-sheet]

Merlin fanfic WIP

I have a little magic-reveal fic I’m cooking up and I haven’t published any fanfic in ages so thought I would just post the intro to see if people like how it’s coming. So please lemme know what you think!

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If I Throw Away my Fear and Pride to set Things Right

A BBC Merlin fanfic

Merlin is running.

Not from a creature of myth.

Not from a threat born of misused sorcerery.

Not from some forest beast or bandit.

Not even headstrong towards some unseen, unheard of threat, silently slinking behind drawn curtains towards the crown prince of Camelot, like he so often does.

No.

Merlin is running from a far greater danger.

A monster, the color of blood, with silver scales and teeth. It breaths hot and crushes the brush beneath its feet, leaving a ragged scar through the forest as it pursues its prey.

Any creature with a sprinkle of self preservation has long since abandoned the area, having fled from the path of danger the moment they sensed the horrible panic radiating in waves off the one they know as Emrys. His primal fear seeping into the dirt, warning beasts both magic and mundane of the impending storm.

At some point the monster had had names that meant something to Merlin

Percival

Elyan

Leon

Lancelot

Gwaine

Arthur

But not anymore. Now, the group of knights slinks through the forest at break-neck speed, with such a degree of practiced and lethal unison they may as well have been the golden dragon curled on each of their shoulders.

So Merlin is running.

Merlin is running for his life.

[aspiringvestwearer]

I’m really not convinced Shane Hollander, bottom of all time, will chafe in the slightest to having his husband be his captain. what’s that? you get to relinquish responsibility to your dominant partner & continue playing the game you love with the love of your life? that really does something for you? oh I’m sure.

that being said it’s a complete toss up whether experiencing his first Ilya Rozanov pre-game hype-up speech will imbue him with the adrenaline and physical strength of a mother lifting a car off her child or make him so horny he blacks out a little and has to put his head between his knees before getting on the ice. jury’s still out.

[penandinkprincess]

it is just endlessly so funny to me that a central issue in the tuna meltdown is that ilya is trying to account for shane's moves in a game of 3d chess and meanwhile shane is just desperately trying to play tic tac toe

ilya is layering his questions in like four layers of misdirect while still trying to get the answers he wants and then shane is just asking "you want me to stay?" "you want to make me food?" "do you have a girlfriend?"

ilya is out here coming up with his riddles three to see if he can cross over the becoming a boyfriend bridge, and he could have ACTUALLY DONE IT if he'd been able to ask "hey, do you want to be exclusive and not just fuck buddies?"

man was out here writing a novel when a one sentence survey question would have actually achieved his goal

[inkwish]

motivational advice from your local critters and radish

[frownyalfred]

I love a bumbling reporter!Clark Kent who worships the ground Lois Lane walks on and never gets his drafts in on time, but that doesn’t mean Clark Kent needs to be a bad writer even when he really tries. The most interesting part of his secret identity is how it interacts with his other identity.

He’s not making big glaring mistakes on his drafts and begging Lois to fix them; he’s bright enough to give her a run for her money if he had the time. His career and perception by others suffer from Superman’s existence and the role’s demands. And just because he’s perceived by others as a bumbling reporter with only a shred of intelligence, that doesn’t mean it’s the truth.

Which is a very long way of saying, I prefer writing him as genuinely sharp and intelligent but bumbling by necessity. It’s not that he can’t keep up with Lois or Bruce Wayne; it’s that he has to blunt that intelligence to keep things under wraps. And to be underestimated. But that doesn’t mean he’s actually bad at his job. He got a job at the Daily Planet after all!