[mdq]

pet cigarette

[zapatism]

most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree

[irreparableinnocence]

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[squeakitties]

[scary-terryy]

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

[scary-terryy]

And in case anyone was wondering

Here she is. The most lovely lemon I’ve ever laid eyes upon

[scary-terryy]

Just thinking about her. I can’t believe we had to turn her into lemon juice

[who-is-riley]

hi I painted your lemon

[charl0ttan]

she neeted unemployedly down the stairs

[bisexualvalve]

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

[escuerzoresucitado]

[baeddoll]

You look so much cuter in your pointy red hat sweetie, now wait here in the garden, Mommy has guests~

#gnomekink #gnomek1nk #gnomification #gnomepost #spicy #gnc #nsfw #nfst #gnomeblr #emptyspaces

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[thisbibliomaniac]

Gatekeeping is so good and important

[msburgundy]

[kirkendauhl-v2]

What's she saying in the photo

[thisbibliomaniac]

[helpmepleaseicantfindaname]

[viledom]

Guys watch out OP is a fundamentally flawed person

[bewbin]

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

[bewbin]

Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM

[lakevida]

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

[crabs-and-bongos]

Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

[nem23]

[rupertholmes]

8K scanned paper textures

High res scanned paper textures free for personal & commercial use <3

heres the actual link here

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]