MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER

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Hey

I’ve been off this platform for a while but with recent events I’m gonna be gone for good so follow me on Twitter @ jacksongleason for that güd content

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the King 👑

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What pokemon is this?

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yeah

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reblog for noises

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That sounds fake but okay

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RELEASE HER

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Got some midnight photos back! Taken at ikkicon by Julio M

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[iguanamouth]

idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do

ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much

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May Christmas be merry.

Victorian-era Christmas card. A stag beetle and a frog dancing together, that’s the essence of Christmas right there.

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camp lazlo is real i’ve been there

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HIS NAME WAS LAZLO THE CAMP WAS CALLED CAMP KIDNEY

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The Sahara sand viper (Cerastes vipera), is a small, venomous viper endemic to the deserts of North Africa and the Sinai Peninsula and it has a very special skill. It can hide itself by burying itself in the sand. They do this in order to wait for prey. They wiggle their tails to attract a potential meal and then lunge out from under the sand to chomp them.

Photographer Zac Herr had the brilliant idea of giving a captive-bred Sahara sand viper the opportunity to show off its special skill in a pool full of rainbow sprinkles instead of sand. pacinthesink provided the snek and jdrrising recorded the results:

A post shared by Josh (@jdrrising) on Nov 5, 2017 at 7:19am PST

And Zac Herr photographed the sneaky snek after it was done:

“The best part of this picture is that the snake has no idea how comical it is.“

Prints of these awesome sprinkle viper photos are currently available via Zac Herr’s online shop.

Video by jdrrising, photos by Zac Herr

[via Nerdist and Zac Herr]

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do you think seagulls feel regret

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cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

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via @salamancers

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cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

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wheres the . wheres the link

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wheres the fucking link

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

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Jedi knight, standing out in the middle of a torrential downpour like a complete dumbass: So, it’s come to this.

Sith lord, likewise getting absolutely soaking wet: We always knew it would end this way.

Both: *activate their lightsabers, and are immediately enveloped in impenetrable clouds of steam*

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me at all times

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walt disney’s decision to give each of the seven dwarves distinct personalities was inspired by the trolls from homestuck, so technically moana wouldnt have existed without andrew hussie

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I blacked out for a second what does this say

[hshtgmike]

nicest to meanest signs

PISCES!!!!!

cancer

libra

aquarius

sagittarius

leo

gemini

taurus

aries

cap

virgo

SCORPIO