fork twenty scramble eggs erryday

Sup I’m laina ✌🏻 |California Girl | |Uncomfortably Basic|

[hellenhighwater]

hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

[hellenhighwater]

Y'all have not let this post rest, so I am once again here to remind you that the semicolon can also be used in place of a comma to separate complex list items that contain commas internally. Like so: if the semicolon has a million fans, then I am one of them; if the semicolon has 10 fans, then I am one of them; if the semicolon has 1 fan, then that is me; and if the semicolon has 0 fans, I am dead.

Also, yes, that first sentence is indeed a run-on. Just because I used a semicolon doesn't mean I didn't deliberately make other, different errors. For fun.

[romantic-stylezz]

Me explaining how academic rivals to lovers is the perfect trope because you have all the bickering of enemies to lovers without the actual hating but u despise them in a way that makes you have to do and be better. It still had the slow burn and pining and everything and it's HITS when one doesn't care as much as the other and let's then intentionally win

[dogposts]

My dog loves toilet paper tubes so this is how he spent his birthday

[the-haiku-bot]

My dog loves toilet

paper tubes so this is how

he spent his birthday

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aru]

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

[setmybuttocksablaze]

Happy 11th anniversary to this legend

[jordaneprestrot]

Jordane Prestrot

Website . Instagram . Flickr

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[champagnepuppies]

hey if you’re in the U.S. and use food stamps or know somebody who does i found this online cookbook that has recipes for eating well on approximately $4/day :o) 

[kimreesesdaughter]

I don’t have food stamps but I need to know how to eat well for $4/day. Thank you for this.

[spiritscraft-deactivated2025031]

I love this cookbook!

[basedcomradefox-deactivated2017]

Tips and tricks on how to survive being working class.

[a-spoon-is-born]

I’ve seen this kind of thing before and a lot of them are full of random weird shit you’d never make…because of time constraints or like, it just sounds super gross.

But this one had a whole section that’s just “Things on Toast”. Another that was all about putting crap in your oatmeal to make it better. Those are fairly pedestrian and don’t take forever.

I haven’t looked through the whole thing yet but so far it’s actually pretty practical. Also if you’re broke like me and don’t know how to make Dal, you should get on that. 

I also liked that there’s this at the beginning:

This book isn’t challenging you to live on so little; it’s a resource in case that’s your reality. In May 2014, there were 46 million Americans on food stamps. Untold millions more—in particular, retirees and students—live under similar constraints.

[dduane]

Been there. Done that. Advice on this art is always welcome.

[sonatagreen]

The link above seems to be broken; here’s one that still works.

[biglawbear]

Holy crap some of these recipes look delicious

[whiskeydickclaws]

I’ve been using Good and Cheap for a while now! I’m actually buying the hard copy because I cook from it so often. It’s a great way to find things that you can meal plan around without feeling like you’re going to eat the exact same meal over and over again. I cannot recommend it enough.

I use the Staples section religiously, practically.

[evengirlierballs]

Can still never go wrong with cooking some spam, eggs and rice!

[puttingcursesondonaldjtrump]

[ayellowbirds]

Further note: the OP/artist originally posted this February 15, 2018. 

[lakevida]

[so caffeinated my ears are ringing at harmonic frequencies known only to insects and elevator ghosts] i think i hauve premonitions

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[hewwbwazew]

it is currently

thirsty thursday!!!

hit that reblog button if ur just havin a lil sip

[eatpussypraylove]

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

[string-star-lights]

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew it’s purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[ultrafacts]

[tyrannyofpetticoats]

Girlie just killed the queen, fucked up the economy and said I’m out

[quezify]

my most favorite eggs