Eep

:v

[medievaljournalist]

a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon

[notmanthelessbutnaturemore]

“the French” i die

[headspace-hotel]

people with france

[jasvvy]

[o-kurwa]

[thedogeveryonehates]

stay mad😤

[frankiedotbiz]

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

[toastyglow]

gonna buy a locket and put blorbo pictures in it to look at for strength in hard times

[toastyglow]

like a soldier looking at a photo of his girl back home except the girl is zagreus hadesgame.  you get it

[brucebocchi]

absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

[correctopinionhaver]

[ectoimp]

[krishnahare]

[cicadanoise]

[delmondo]

[kristina100000]

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

[hamtaro-out-of-context]

[catchymemes]

[kelcipher]

Part 2

[socialmaya]

[mybulletsurlove]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search