[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[katajainen]

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

[belovedapollo]

I’d also like to add this

Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!

[guooey]

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[charlesoberonn]

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Thinking about the time I worked at Starbucks and a customer saw me taking cleaning supplies into the bathroom and looked me right in the eye and said "thank you" with a kind of intensity that almost made it sound like he was holding back a "for your service" after it

[jame7t]

we spliced human DNA with Hello-Kitty DNA to make the first Sanriomorph… but it was too cute, and made everyone in the facility smile

[markatoto]

dodge this

[marnie-performing-stronger-mp4]

ppl on tumblr will claim theyre fans of a piece of media when theyre actually fans of a story & characters they made up in their mind very loosely based on said media

[shetheyslain]

Are we all having a jiggly bouncing Saturday?

[beardedmrbean]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[papayajuan2019]

let me slip into something more harder to get out of