okay so I’ve been thinking about this alot. Tim Drake has a tiktok account. he begins to blow up because him and Jason begin making the ‘impersonating my brother’ videos where they just pretend to be dick. Each video gets like millions of likes and people in the comments begin asking for a brother reveal.
Tim eventually responds with a compilation of dick acting the exact way Jason and Tim did. This includes:
- him at parties shit face drunk taking 2 shots at a time and then screaming “WATCH ME DO A BACK FLIP”
- Tim sitting in the passenger seat secretly filming dick driving pretty much faster than the speed of light with one hand on the steering wheel looking casual as fuck as he subconsciously hums along to Taylor swifts ‘shake it off’ which is playing on the radio, using his fingers to drum along on the steering wheel
- him yelling to Damian about how much he hates his dog and then cut to the next clip which is Tim hiding behind a door secretly filming dick in the kitchen cradling said dog like a baby
After this, the entire internet goes batshit crazy. The video goes viral as everyone’s fallen in love with this hot ass man. DickTok has commenced. Tim’s up to like 5 million followers as everyone’s pretty much gone feral begging for more dick content. This is bigger than draco Tok, couch guy tok, all that shit.
In my mind, the Wayne’s are really famous but like only in Gotham. The rest of the world has no idea about them and so the people of Gotham have just kept this hot ass family as their own little secret.
So people start researching who they actually are and they learn all about billionaire Bruce Wayne and his hot ass sons. Now it’s not just dick, it’s all of them. (In this Damian’s like 14 so people say he’s like cute and good looking but they’re not like ‘omg fuck me’ yk).
People begin making edits from clips of them on the red carpet of gala’s. There would also be like Tik toks of people being like “can we take a minute to appreciate Bruce Wayne’s sons though..” and then it’s clips and pictures of them looking hot until somebody duets one of these videos being like “can we take a minute to appreciate BRUCE WAYNE.” And it’s a bunch of paparazzi pictures of like 90’s bruce wearing sun glasses while carrying like 10 year old dick. And then all you see on your fyp is just people using those audios that are like “I LOVE YOUR DAD” and “I wanna fuck your dad”. AND THE ONE THATS LIKE “just don’t fuck my dad alright.. PLEASE? why not?”
While all this is happening Tim’s just sitting pretty with his 15 million followers. Producing viral video after viral video. I’ve began saving the audios that he would use and thinking of what type of videos he would make with them so here are a few examples:
- you know the trend that’s going on now where people use the slipping through my fingers song to show texts with their siblings well Tim would do that one to show them all just being dumbasses in the gc
- he definitely used the ‘great success’ borat audio and was like ‘this is my brother (he is pain in my assholes)’ with one of them (probably Damian)
- he’s made one where it’s the audio “congratulations you’ve just won our game who’s going to the retirement home” and he’s just saying that to Bruce after he like joked about cutting him out of his will.
- The bill hader SNL one where it’s like “I roll with a crew of problematic bachelors and we call ourselves the squad” and it’s just clips of them being idiots.
- he used the “looking at me now I can see my past damn I look just like my fucking dad” after he like buys a lottery ticket or some shit.
- The list GOES ON but you get the point.
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