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"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

#I still have this anger

hermthejewishwyrm

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" oh yeah?! Well I asked my rabbi and he said "it depends"

awsugar

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

awsugar

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ETSY WITCHES

egg-tats

hey everyone, don't worry about ol Chuck, it's ok. this is what he would have wanted.

I saw House of Mcqueen tonight and I really enjoyed it. I did not stay for stage door because I never do that but I thought everyone in the cast was great and the play itself is really good. I can see how some people might not like it but I loved the surrealism of it.

#house of mcqueen #luke newton #I usually lurk in the tags but I felt the need to post this

only-cat-memes

dogposts

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked "Philippines 1942". Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead

moveslikekeithrichards

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

moveslikekeithrichards

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

positivelypresent

You’re doing amazing, sweetie!

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

itsquietinsantafe2

TODAY

spotty-bee

Heritage post

maryellencarter

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

gallusrostromegalus

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

May 2021

January 2022 October 2022

April 2023 July 2023

June 2024

and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

throughtimeandstarlight

charlesoberonn

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

nick-nellson

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

waddei

wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever

waddei

you can tell this was filmed in latam pq en el fondo se ven paredes sin rebocar

waddei

the extras are all mimes this is awesome

waddei

they even got ladybug

waddei

sorry party people this is the link go wild also trigger warning: its in spanish

summerssixecho

Some jewels about this Mexican parody: it was created and starred by a trans Mexican actress/director. She also set up a go fund me to pay the people who participated in this, recognizing that it'd still be lots of effort from everyone.

And while Emilia Pérez has had low numbers in the movie's release this weekend, Johanne Sacreblue has made it to 10x more views than the number of people in theaters and has reached a top spot in Letterboxd in less than 24 hrs.

As we say in México, esto es agte 🚬

sabinerondissime

A pig photobombs a rural wedding, location unknown, but somewhere in England, 1927.

quondamprolix

The bride looks genuinely delighted.

officialgaryoak

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

toroimage

stephocrates

corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

stephocrates

this is the most productive workforce in history and im just doing my part to dial that back a tad

asphodelimago

#reblog#this is fully correct#before i sent the email it was My Problem#now the email is sent and it is not Not My Problem for as long as it takes to get a reply

Yes.