Lovely

|| 18 || she/he || @frankieroandthechemicalromance

[thinkingabout-girls]

(to the tune of apple bottom jeans) shawty got them apple bottom jeans

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[regexkind]

I could strip the flesh from a cow in 30 seconds too just give me some 30% peroxide and some sulfuric acid. Piranhas are not special

[kwarrtz]

> tries to one up piranhas

> uses piranha solution

curious

[regexkind]

screaming and crying and throwing up because I just wanted to be a hater and I can't even do that right

[teaboot]

Okay this is extremely funny

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[archived-themagicalmysticalboy]

[just-wobert]

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[isawken]

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

[fancydirt]

[taxidermy-in-art]

TINKEBELL - Popple -  2009

Taxidermy, mixed techniques

[sonofcelluloid]

darling, wake up— shhh, it’s just me. i have purchased every available flavor of redbull. you are going to try all of them and explain to me in detail each flavor profile. sit up, now. let us begin with the curuba elderflower. it’s new for the summer

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[eroscestlavie]

I love Tumblr’s total obliviousness to Catholicism’s history. “The religion sucks but the aesthetics were soooo extra, everything was covered in gold, they really slayed that”

Hey

Hey

Where’d they get it

The gold

[eroscestlavie]

My friend I truly do not think “so horny” is how I would describe this and also I feel like you might not be listening to Irish musician Hozier closely enough if that is what you think colonialism is

[gjjuddmk2]

[fangorn-forest]

doctors: we are so smart. and so powerful. also all-knowing btw.

doctors when dealing with a health condition found primarily in women: ummmm. idk. that’s scary. also you’re making it up.

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[coffin-fit-for-two]

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies