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jess i am. 23. confused pan. id rather be in space. (Orginally sleepiing)

[baka-monarch]

[ryebreadedd]

K

[animevillainscourge]

U

[the-angel-of-filth]

N

[snailyslime]

G

[yaoialien]

P

[hushpupper-deactivated20240118]

O

[thecraftgremlin]

W

[beetledrankkkkkk]

P

[officialarcee]

E

[disteal]

N

[tibbycaps]

I

[doubleca5t]

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[gist-maybe]

[kidzboppizza]

Misha Collins

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

NO. NO. NO. THIS ISNT HAPPENING

[wondermumbles]

by talos

[neenarchive]

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

[neenarchive]

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

[neenarchive]

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

[marlynnofmany]

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

[dudekafkaesque]

goblin cat and squid grandma

[roach-works]

reblog if the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left

[gingko-ghost]

They have teatime on Tuesdays!

[parakeet]

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

[parakeet]

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

[parakeet]

[andthefact]

[thestuffedalligator]

My favourite type of movie is “period piece romance but fantasy-horror hijinks happen and now everyone has to adapt to the new genre or die,” ala Curse of the Black Pearl, Anastasia, The Mummy (1999)

[kyraneko]

"everybody has to adapt to the new genre" is really criminally underutilized in general

[axel0715]

[sandersstudies]

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

[sandersstudies]

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

[sandersstudies]

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

[sandersstudies]

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

[digidiskette]

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

[zathorn]

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[mad-rieux]

[sebyhale]

pirate king

[carnelianfoxx]

if you watch paw patrol and are over the age of 2 I’m beating the shit out of you

[willowmancer]

me when i catch the three year old who watches paw patrol

[normal-horoscopes]

I 100% unironically advocate literally eating the rich, at least once. I don't think it would do any moral or societal good, but I think it would send one hell of a message. Imagine waking up one day to learn that some asshole tech startup bro was cannibalized by his workers. Imagine how twitter would react.

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[deathandmysticism]

Maurice Sand, Werewolves leaning against the wall of a cemetery at night, 1858

[mad-muttz-deactivated20230428]

Lads night out, their pretending their not shit faced

[were-ralph]

they’re waiting their turn :)

[leviathan-the-boy]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

jokes about english teachers overanalyzing books have done detrimental damage to society

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

at this point when I see one of these jokes online I start frothing at the mouth

[elymaiis-deactivated20250925]

so why again were the curtains blue?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me and your mom picked them out