wheeze

eat ass, skate fast

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[metazanni]

I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.

[quezify]

EGGTOBER DAY ONE

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[samiholloway]

I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture

[bbydeadpool]

idk who still sees this blog but if u can pls pls commission me via @drawinggheys im out of money and we have bills to pay 😭😭😭😭 its getting dire out here huhu

[drawinggheys]

(09/12/2025) UPDATED EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS !!!

DO READ MY TOS & COMMISSION RULES HERE: Commission Terms of Service

hey guys so, i dont normally share personal heavy details abt my life but there's not a lot of options right now esp when i cant land a permanent job despite my efforts;;;

my mom's been diagnosed with breast cancer (stage 3A) & im opening my comms PERMANENTLY to help with things that arent covered by insurance and to also add the extra money for daily funds (commute is a pain and shit is so expensive nowadays.....)

DM me if interested !! which you can also contact me through:

twitter & kofi

vgen

randomsam.illust @ yahoo.com

PLEASE REBLOG AND BOOST !!! I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP ;w; !!!

[drawinggheys]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET AND SLIGHT PRICE CHANGES!!! REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!!!!

[drawinggheys]

(09/12/2025) UPDATED EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS !!!

DO READ MY TOS & COMMISSION RULES HERE: Commission Terms of Service

hey guys so, i dont normally share personal heavy details abt my life but there's not a lot of options right now esp when i cant land a permanent job despite my efforts;;;

my mom's been diagnosed with breast cancer (stage 3A) & im opening my comms PERMANENTLY to help with things that arent covered by insurance and to also add the extra money for daily funds (commute is a pain and shit is so expensive nowadays.....)

DM me if interested !! which you can also contact me through:

twitter & kofi

vgen

randomsam.illust @ yahoo.com

PLEASE REBLOG AND BOOST !!! I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP ;w; !!!

[drawinggheys]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET AND SLIGHT PRICE CHANGES!!! REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!!!!

[drawinggheys]

(09/12/2025) UPDATED EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS !!!

DO READ MY TOS & COMMISSION RULES HERE: Commission Terms of Service

hey guys so, i dont normally share personal heavy details abt my life but there's not a lot of options right now esp when i cant land a permanent job despite my efforts;;;

my mom's been diagnosed with breast cancer (stage 3A) & im opening my comms PERMANENTLY to help with things that arent covered by insurance and to also add the extra money for daily funds (commute is a pain and shit is so expensive nowadays.....)

DM me if interested !! which you can also contact me through:

twitter & kofi

vgen

randomsam.illust @ yahoo.com

PLEASE REBLOG AND BOOST !!! I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP ;w; !!!

[drawinggheys]

NEW COMMISSION SHEET AND SLIGHT PRICE CHANGES!!! REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!!!!

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon

[lyrslair]

[drawinggheys]

hey yall!! remember my $15 doodles? well, not its got an upgrade!! get a colored doodle for only $23!!

would really help me out as we ran out of money and there are bills to pay and meds to buy and my job wont pay me till the end of the month!!

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!!! DM IF INTERESTED!!!!!!

[noodlesstarghost]

I've read too many fanfics about this, he's really a big fan.

[smoky-moka]

[letswonderspirit]

[wordfather]

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood