I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
ideal woman to me and i am not kidding
What i love about souskes mom is: She’s a Ghibli Heroine. She’s just one who’s a Mom. She’s firey, she’s heroic, she’s stalwart, she faces down magic being real and goes. Okay. Alright. But there’s two kids who need to see me calmly set the house up, and get warm, and the town needs to see our lights on. She can outdrive the waves, she gets mad and drinks a beer out of frustration, she knows people need her.
She’s probably had her own adventures. This is one of them.
fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
my seanoning
and is there a mister carriage?
Yes. This guy.
Christian Baby I'm going skydiving with: Accept Jesus as your lord and savior ✝️
Me: You can't be talking like that Christian Baby.
and how do you know what that sounds like
I literally cant fucking breathe
IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN
I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button
Lord Of The Kitty
OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known
🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🟥
Sleigh ride!
🤺 🙎
Nothing personal, kid
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Vengeance!
🧍🧍♂️🧍🧍♂️🧍 🚋
oh no watch out for the trolley!!!
I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.
Lord Of The Kitty
@murraywalker
BIG LOVE! BIG CHALLENGES!
i'm a snoopy girl
why do you have short nails?
homo reasons
just like them short
male raised to believe nails must be short
neurodivergent reasons
digital artist reasons
mixture of reasons (explain in tags?)
other reason (explain in tags bc i am picking my brain thinking of reason lmao)
they're not short
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