夜に乾杯を

August, 29, Japan I am danger girl. 此の世をば、 我が世とぞ思ふ、 望月の欠けたることも無しと思へば

[technicoloryuri]

Girl with intense feelings that are difficult for her to control: so when can I see you again

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[nycswebhead]

why didn’t you stop 9/11

what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[389]

[dear-julien]

Don’t you just hate it when that happens

[pinene]

Yeah like your portal doesn’t need to be taking up 3 fucking spaces. Americans are so entitled

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[effemimaniac]

bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

[golbatist]

instructions unclear

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[mynorthernattitude]

sorry, i can't come my clothes look fcking stupid on me

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[grilledpeachh]

Third base is when you watch me shut down and go nonverbal in public from overstimulation.

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[feraligatr]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes