Fall Into the Abyss

has it really been 7 years since I updated this? oops

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[burr-ell]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[dragonagepolls]

Battle of the elf boyfriends (who is your favourite?)

Zevran

Fenris

Solas

Davrin

Voting ended onJun 29, 2025

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[nudityandnerdery]

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

[dancinbutterfly]

It's what MyChem would have wanted

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[kurrpip]

Look what too much time on tumblr has done to me. I’m drawing memes now

[liberalsarecool]

Here is your mission.

[adistanttree]

TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?

Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.

Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.

TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'

[kawareo]

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

[kawareo]

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

[kawareo]

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

[firbolgonmain]

[roartowrecks]

failstate

[tearlessrain]

sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

[apanict]

my personal dragon age canon goes like

Origins: guy with a supernatural amount of rizz accidently becomes important at work and sigmas their way through gathering enough insane people to support them while they cure the super plague by beating the fuck out of it

2: worlds saddest wettest refugee has so much parentified older sibling energy that a bunch of freak outcasts imprint on them because they all live in Facism City where Everything is Fucked and Everybody Sucks

Inquisition: guy gets kidnapped by the pope's personal assistant to serve as Jesus 2 but it's fine because as it turns out if christians think you're Jesus 2 they'll do whatever you ask them to. which is really helpful if you happen to be the only competent person trying to prevent reality from unraveling

Veilguard: local intern accidentally becomes boss by being just so goddamn full of love that they can just bat their eyelashes and people keep pledging fealty to them and following them home. Their love for the world itself burns so bright and true that they not only kill 2 gods (with the power of friendship and this knife they found) but guilt trip the worlds #1 sunken cost fallacy truther into giving up his genocidal thousand year plan to go sit in time out

[thepalehorsevictoria]

There was a fanart cartoon some years ago that I wish I could find again with Hawke just yelling FUCK YOU at the end compared to the scale of DAO and DAI.

Ah, Hawke. Micromanaging the shit out of like 16 city blocks like Daredevil in Hell’s Kitchen. I love you forever, Halina Hawke.

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[being-mean-system]

Why is Tumblr suggesting me Supernatural

[cat-with-no-name]

let me explain: you are on tumblr

[yesornopolls]

are you frequently overstimulated?

Are you frequently overstimulated?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 15, 2025

[verirothestar]

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[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

holy fuck that was an experience