Howdy It’s Chlonk

chloe / banner art - cocoa-wheats/ I follow as porcupine-productions / i enjoy vampires, bears, pusheen, religious imagery, Tolkien, European musicals and strawberry milk

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[princessrhcenyra]

LIZA SOBERANO as TAFFY SWALLOWS in LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024)

[freshmoviequotes]

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

[charl0ttan]

ok are you a guy?

[charl0ttan]

this tweet has been uining me

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[pangur-and-grim]

people are telling me that this already exists and is called an English Bull Terrier

[cosmonautistic]

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[souryam]

aegon and balerion

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[malotte00]

Dreamers

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[bobaboob]

the song of lúthien tinúviel

[megafaunatic]

see her fabulous