bee bear

reblog heavy alt for Bluebearial

[despazito]

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[byjove]

Imagine going on a movie date with a girl and she shows up to the movie theatre with a big huge fuckoff suspiciously large purse so you assume she’s maybe sneaking in snacks but the movie starts and you look over and she’s in the middle of a knitting project. She gets up halfway through the film to use the bathroom and accidentally knocks over her bag and balls of yarn go rolling down the aisle in the empty movie theatre like tumbleweeds and you have to go running after them. I think I’d marry her.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[catthlaf]

Xar's science words sound like SBR dialogue idk

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[pissvortex]

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[wimble-thimble]

rochelle's taking the photo

[charl0ttan]

We Are Completely Fucked

[internetslug]

[jackalopescruff]

sorry ma'am your son was drafted to the amazing digital service and was killed in action

[shrimp-pulpit]

yea dude i know the floodwater is rising rapidly but the boss says we have to stay open because the fish dont get easy access to affordable marlboros very often and that could put us in the black for the month

[slutstarlet]