TEENAGE DIRTBAG

My mama says I’m special

[orcboxer]

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

[stimman4000]

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[bearkolle]

Imma ask my mom if I can get one

[bearkolle]

i wanna love me the way that you love me

[bearkolle]

[bearkolle]

[bearkolle]

[bearkolle]

TikTok can suck my left nut

I made a potentially viral audio and posted it to TikTok but they muted the video because the song I used “wasn’t available in my country”

So what I’m getting is...

You’re allowed to sexually assault your girlfriend in front of millions of 10 year olds, say the n word, appropriate MANY cultures, show your vagina, and whatever the fuck Trisha Paytas is doing on TikTok, but I can’t use a Lana Del Rey song for a 10 second audio clip

What the actual fuck

[bearkolle]

Roses are red, violets are blue I don’t sleep at night cause I’m thinking of you Alone in my thoughts, trapped in this bed Know I’d give the world just to see you again And your imperfections perfectly drawn up But I was a fool to think you were in love So roses are red, violets are blue It’s all in my head no matter what I do

[bearkolle]

New Girl is such a dumb show

It’s about a girl that moves in with all guys and wHaDdYa KnOw, OnE oF ThEm FaLlS fOr HeR and UH OH! They’re both awkward! So neither of them are going to make a first move so she puts him in the friendzone and he tries to get out of it but she continues to push him away

Rinse and repeat for 7 seasons

[bearkolle]

Hey, whoever the fuck is in charge of Tumblr

You got rid of porn and I understand that. There are children on here and they don’t need to be seeing that kind of stuff.

But can yOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE PORN BOTS?

ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS TRY AND SEDUCE ME TO GO TO THEIR VIRUS INFECTED SITES AND I’M JUST TRYING TO LOOK AT GIFS OF CATS JUMPING INTO BOXES

SOMEBODY PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!

[bearkolle]

Animation

The thing about it is that you can draw whatever you want. Technically it doesn’t need to even be biologically correct. As long as it’s smooth people would say “Yeah, that seems about right”

I love it so much

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[bearkolle]

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK ON

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[bearkolle]

Science side of tumblr please explain

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[bearkolle]

The fact that one of them is lowercase and the other is uppercase makes it even better because it's so true

[badjokesbyjeff]

I feel so lonely on tumblr today

[writing-prompt-s]

Hey Jeff, what’s your number?

[badjokesbyjeff]

DM me Prompt Guy ;)

[maria-the-ghoul]

Oh please let this mean we will be getting some bad joke writing prompts….

🤞🤞

[badjokesbyjeff]

We could try @writing-prompt-s 

[ironmanjax]

If this is really happening then the future is a place I want to live in

[cresentcube]

Can I write a fanfic on y'all two this is my otp now

[badjokesbyjeff]

I wanna read it

[bearkolle]

I WANT BAD JOKE PROMPTS

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[bearkolle]

I had a stroke reading that

[transmortifried]

my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life

[bearkolle]

The real question is why the fuck are they $30?