Idiot in hiding

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[islandmusic]

Sea bunny 雲見ダイビング

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[cabbageheadgames]

[manuciruja]

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

[xgergo]

welcome to America WELCOME TO AMERICA LEFTISTS WELCOME TO AMERICA THANK YOU FOR BEING LEFTISTS IN AMERICA thank you for shaping international communication with an American accent, thank you for defining leftist conversation with your topics thank you otherwise we wouldn't have any other topics oh thank you so much please continue thank you there is no leftism without America

wait what?

[manuciruja]

are you having a stroke

[beardedmrbean]

[kalachakran]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[victorlincolnpine]

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

[save-the-child-qais]

OH MY GOD… tonight I thought my baby Qais had died after his body suddenly stopped moving in my arms, and I screamed his name while begging him to open his eyes again.

[save-the-child-qais]

The doctor told us that because of severe bleeding and malnutrition, Qais fell into a complete coma, and his tiny body may not survive much longer without urgent treatment, blood units, and proper nutrition that I cannot afford alone.

[save-the-child-qais]

I beg you as a devastated mother in Gaza watching her child disappear between life and death. Please, don’t leave my baby Qais alone in this nightmare—donate now and help me save his life before it is too late.

[save-the-child-qais]

I could not properly clean Qais’s wound because medical supplies are too expensive, so I stood there terrified, watching the infection and bleeding grow worse before my eyes.

Please donate now so I can buy new medical bandages for my baby Qais.

[save-the-child-qais]

Unfortunately, donations have completely stopped, and we may soon be forced out of the hospital because I cannot afford my baby Qais’s treatment anymore. I am terrified of watching him suffer and bleed without medical care. Please, I beg you with all my broken heart, donate now and help save him.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

[thesadpuffin]

Zelda Reacts Part 14

ugh another set of armour that I just LOVE and I'm so happy I thought of an idea for it. this is all I wanted in the canon ending!! *screams at sky* okay I am calm...

Part 13: Ancient Armour <<< >>> Part 15: The Hero of Time

[thesadpuffin]

Zelda Reacts Part 15 - The Hero of Time

a very special episode of Zelda Reacts to celebrate the Ocarina of Time remake!! I hope I did this outfit justice, I'm a pretty new Zelda fan and I've never played this game (but I have read the manga and loved it!!)

Part 14: Hylian set <<<

[pocketaimee]

I'm basically just doing Horus Heresy Abridged™ at this point.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If I had a Death Note I'd use the death control rules to try to make entertaining scenarios. I'd list seven different world-destroying billionaires under "burns to death on a livestream on a mega yacht" and set it for the maximum allowed time of death after writing and see if the Death Note can create a livestreamed billionaire yacht party that goes horribly wrong in one month.

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[phantomrose96]

“The Shonen Protagonist joins The Organization” is such a cheap and easy hack for framing a narrative because the author never has to come up with a reason why the protagonist gets involved in each arc. It’s just that The Organization has a new Mission for the protagonist every time and the protagonist gets to say, “Righteo, thanks plot for telling me what to go do.”

Which makes Fullmetal Alchemist so much funnier because Edward Elric very very much does join The Organization. He’s in fact quite famous for joining The Organization. Where The Organization is a hostile fascist dictatorship with immense military power which is good at both giving orders and punishing defectors.

And yet over the course of the series Edward is so allergic to ever being told what to do that he in fact never ever goes on an Organization-Ordered Mission. And the exactly one time The Organization DID try to tell him what to do Edward hated it so much he fucked off and impaled himself at the bottom of a mineshaft about it.

[eu03]

Zero Suit sucks.

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[ruinedchildhood]

[supersoftly]