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When You Look at Dr. Grace
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When You Look at Dr. Grace
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i am always always thinking about "ryland died on earth and grace was born on the hail mary." im sorry i dont remember who originally made that post but whoever it is im giving you a big kiss on the forehead because You Get It.
ryland wasn't ryland for so long. and stratt really did kill him, in the end. not literally. but he was right when he screamed "you're murdering me!" at her: she did kill him. she killed ryland with a sedative and amnestics.
and when he woke up he was Grace. he had to be the saving Grace of humanity, dr grace, scientist, and mr grace, teacher, but he wasn't ryland anymore. every memory he had was of when ryland was dying and he was becoming more and more Grace.
he was in a coma, sure, it's not like your identity changes when you're asleep, but it certainly does when every memory you have is taken away. he was never going to wake up the same person, he was never going to be the same person and it didn't matter because he was going to die anyways
every memory is of dr grace or mr grace or Grace, his personhood defined by the people around him, by their perceptions of him. he's not his own person anymore.
he's not ryland the coward anymore. now he's the saving Grace of humanity, a hero - but only a hero because nobody knows he wasn't.
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t
It’s that time again.
Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???
ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?
We are. And we also named our galaxy after boob juice. Twice.
"milky way" is obviously milk, but the hidden part is that "galaxy" comes from the Greek γάλα (gála), meaning "milk".
It's the tit-goo path tit-goo-thing. We are very, very breast focused as a species.
Eukaryote (good-kernels) as opposed to prokaryotes(before-kernels). We are the Domain of Fortunate Cellular Nuclei.
Animalia (of the anima.) we are in the Kingdom of the Breathing, or the Air-Souled.
Of the Phylum (tribe or clan) Chordata (having a string). We are the Clan of the String, referencing the spinal cord.
Class Mammalia, of course. the division of the titties.
Order Primate, which is a bit stuck-up, but I suppose the people doing the naming get to pick. Primate is of course primary, or First/Highest. Interestingly, this is in the sense of it being a job; a primate is a bishop of Christianity. This is reflected in the medieval Scala Naturae, where “primate” is an office held by the “natural” or divinely appointed top being in each tier of existence. Seraphim are the primate angels; humans are the primate people; lions are the primate animals; oak trees are the primate plants; and diamonds are the primate minerals. Translating the intent here, we are the Order of Ordained Authority, which we share with other natural bosses such as lemurs.
Depending how you want to do this, we are also suborder Haplorhini, the dry-nosed. This is separated from wet-nosed apes.
After this we land in the repetition of Homina-homina-homina-homina where there are several classes that drill down ever further, all of them rooted in “hominid.” Everyone knows homo is “man, human” but the root of why it’s “man” is because it is first “earth”. Human means “earthling”, and is rooted in “not-divine.” We are the family, subfamily, tribe and genus of earthlings.
By the time you get to species we are very lonely indeed, with only one species in our genus. This is actually a terrifically lonely place, and in this we are “sapiens.” This doesn’t mean just “wise” but “being wise,” which is more of a duty than a descriptor.
When you put it in context: Domain of Fortunate Nuclei, Kingdom of the Air-Souled, Clan of the String, Class of Milky Boobs, Order of the Bosses, Family of Earthlings, Tribe of Earthlings, People of Earth, Earthlings, Thinking Earthlings.
The point of taxonomy does seem to be making oneself a box that excludes all others in order to feel properly lonely and alone in it; one’s place in the world defined until one is alone. however, zooming out a bit, it does make for some stirring company.
Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???
ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?
We are. And we also named our galaxy after boob juice. Twice.
"milky way" is obviously milk, but the hidden part is that "galaxy" comes from the Greek γάλα (gála), meaning "milk".
It's the tit-goo path tit-goo-thing. We are very, very breast focused as a species.
Eukaryote (good-kernels) as opposed to prokaryotes(before-kernels). We are the Domain of Fortunate Cellular Nuclei.
Animalia (of the anima.) we are in the Kingdom of the Breathing, or the Air-Souled.
Of the Phylum (tribe or clan) Chordata (having a string). We are the Clan of the String, referencing the spinal cord.
Class Mammalia, of course. the division of the titties.
Order Primate, which is a bit stuck-up, but I suppose the people doing the naming get to pick. Primate is of course primary, or First/Highest. Interestingly, this is in the sense of it being a job; a primate is a bishop of Christianity. This is reflected in the medieval Scala Naturae, where “primate” is an office held by the “natural” or divinely appointed top being in each tier of existence. Seraphim are the primate angels; humans are the primate people; lions are the primate animals; oak trees are the primate plants; and diamonds are the primate minerals. Translating the intent here, we are the Order of Ordained Authority, which we share with other natural bosses such as lemurs.
Depending how you want to do this, we are also suborder Haplorhini, the dry-nosed. This is separated from wet-nosed apes.
After this we land in the repetition of Homina-homina-homina-homina where there are several classes that drill down ever further, all of them rooted in “hominid.” Everyone knows homo is “man, human” but the root of why it’s “man” is because it is first “earth”. Human means “earthling”, and is rooted in “not-divine.” We are the family, subfamily, tribe and genus of earthlings.
By the time you get to species we are very lonely indeed, with only one species in our genus. This is actually a terrifically lonely place, and in this we are “sapiens.” This doesn’t mean just “wise” but “being wise,” which is more of a duty than a descriptor.
When you put it in context: Domain of Fortunate Nuclei, Kingdom of the Air-Souled, Clan of the String, Class of Milky Boobs, Order of the Bosses, Family of Earthlings, Tribe of Earthlings, People of Earth, Earthlings, Thinking Earthlings.
The point of taxonomy does seem to be making oneself a box that excludes all others in order to feel properly lonely and alone in it; one’s place in the world defined until one is alone. however, zooming out a bit, it does make for some stirring company.
Debunking myths about the Jedi Order and slavery in the GFFA.
Figured I’d start a thread where we take these commonly repeated statements and debunk them one by one (some of the arguments below come from another post I wrote in February.. buuuut now they’re actually framed in a decent structure).
“The Jedi condoned slavery”.
Not in Republic space, they didn’t.
Slavery is outlawed by the Republic.
The Jedi operate within the Republic’s borders.
The Jedi have no jurisdiction in the Outer Rim, i.e. Hutt Space.
When somebody tries to have slaves within Republic space?
They get destroyed.
The Zygerians had a whole slave empire. But because they dared trade in Republic territory, they got beaten so hard they now trade in the Outer Rim at a fraction of their former strength. News of this spread, to the rest of the galaxy (even on Tatooine): don’t fuck with the Jedi in Republic territory.
But that happened quite a while before the Prequels, and it happened with support and backing from the Senate.
Gotta keep in mind, by this point in time, they’re not the swashbuckling warriors that they were 1,000 years ago anymore.
They’re diplomats.
They cannot fight a war; they are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
“Jedi are always sort of fighting this reality of the fact that they’re, in essence, diplomats. They sort of persuade people to do the right thing, but their job isn’t really to go around fighting people.” - E! Behind the Scenes - Revenge of the Sith, 2005
If a planet in the Republic has a problem, a Jedi is sent to fix that problem. If there is conflict with another planet, they solve it, so that it doesn’t escalate, ergo, keeping the peace. Beyond Republic borders? They have no jurisdiction.
I’m honestly baffled this is even a thing, cuz I have yet to see someone criticize a policeman or an ambassador for not going to Bangladesh with a battalion and freeing the slaves there. Those are obviously decisions made above their paygrade.
In the Galactic Republic, those decisions are made by the Senate.
The Jedi serve the will of the Senate.
“I didn’t want Vader to be all-powerful. In the first film it was very easy to make him some kind of superhero. But I decided not to do that. In fact, he is [the Dark Lord] working for the Emperor, and he has to do the Emperor’s bidding. You will see at some point in the future that the Jedi have the same relationship to the Republic; they’re like public servants, they’re like marshals or policemen. They basically do what they’re told to do. They’re not independent agents who can do whatever they want.” - Star Wars: The Annotated Screenplays, 1998
And the Senate - not the Jedi - grew corrupt.
“For a thousand years, the Old Republic prospered and grew under the wise rule of the Senate and the protection of the venerable Jedi Knights. But as often happens when wealth and power grow beyond all reasonable proportion, an evil fueled by greed arose. The massive organs of commerce mushroomed in power, the Senate became corrupt, and an ambitious named Palpatine was voted Supreme Chancellor.” - Shatterpoint, Prologue, 2004
By the time of the Prequels, the Senate is mostly run by a bunch of self-serving A-holes who very much like the status quo, and wouldn’t want to unbalance it with, say, a war with the Hutts that doesn’t give result in any profit.
“In Episode I, the Senators are more interested in themselves than they are in helping each other. They have fallen out of the symbiotic circle. They couldn’t agree on anything because their interests became so divergent, so they couldn’t get anything done as a Republic, and the Chancellor uses this division, which he helped create, to become Emperor.” - The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020
So if the Senate doesn’t sanction a mission to free the slaves? Guess what? It ain’t happening. Not legally, at least.
Now some might say: “but the Jedi should’ve just said ‘fuck the Senate’ and helped the slaves in the Outer Rim, regardless of whethere it’s out of their jurisdiction or illegal”.
Okay. Let’s look at the numbers:
There’s 3.2 billion inhabitable planets in the Galaxy Far Far Away. The Outer Rim, where slavery is still a thing, is known to be the “largest region of the known galaxy”. Let’s be generous and assume there’s, what, 100,000 planets with slavery on them?
There’s only 10,000 Jedi.
Suppose that all of the Jedi decided “we don’t care if it’s illegal, we’re gonna free the slaves ANYWAY”, then got on a ship and attacked Outer Rim planets to end slavery… they’d all die trying.
Dave Filoni talks about this:
“Dooku gets captured by a bunch of pirates… Yes. Now that I think is very hard to believe, except that there are 30 pirates around him. Now I agree wholeheartedly that Dooku is incredibly powerful. But the fact remains that if he gets into a fight with 30 pirates, yes he might kill 15 of them, but he will get shot and he will go down. All you gotta to do is watch Attack of the Clones. How does Count Dooku thwart those Jedi? Sheer numbers. Sheer numbers will defeat the Jedi.” - Filoni, The Clone Wars: “Dooku Captured” Featurette, 2009
George Lucas has also been very clear: the Jedi aren’t superheroes.
“I wanted to convey the idea that Jedi are all very powerful, but they’re also vulnerable — which is why I wanted to kill Qui-Gon. That is to say, “Hey, these guys aren’t Superman.” These guys are people who are vulnerable, just like every other person.” - The Phantom Menace, Director’s Commentary, 1999
“They aren’t policemen, they aren’t soldiers […] A lot of people say, “What good is a lightsaber against a tank?” The Jedi weren’t meant to fight wars. That’s the big issue in the prequels. They got drafted into service, which is exactly what Palpatine wanted.” - An Oral History of Star Wars: Episode I, 2019
“The Jedi are good, but they are not fantastic. They were never designed to be a superhero or anything like that. They were designed to be a Buddhist monk, who happened to be a very good warrior. […] The Jedi are not superheroes. They’re regular people like the rest of us. We all have midi-chlorians. We all have the Force within us. We can all do what the Jedi can do, but we’re not trained. And the secret is training.” - The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020
If the Jedi tried to tackle the problem that was slavery in the Outer Rim without backing from the Senate, they’d fail and die.
Then who’d defend the Republic & keep the peace? Like, before the Clone War, the Jedi are the Republic’s only protectors.
They just don’t have the manpower or the resources to do their job and free the slaves at the same time. Not by themselves.
And in Dooku: Jedi Lost, Dooku tried to fix this particular problem, by going to the Senate and attempting to have a ‘Republic Guard’ instated, arguing that Jedi can’t be everywhere at once, and the Republic worlds further from Coruscant benefited from less protection, but that conversation with the Senate pretty much went down like this:
But hey, Quinlan Vos was undercover on Tatooine to destabilize the Hutt’s power. My guess would be that the Jedi were trying to do something on this subject under the table, and never got far enough because the Clone War erupted.
Point is, I wouldn’t blame the Jedi of “being okay with slavery”. It’s not their job. That said, they cracked down on slavery once, they’ll gladly do it again… all they need is the permission, backing and resources of the Senate. So I’d blame the Senate, who won’t give that to the Jedi for selfish reasons, who refuses to make freeing slaves the Jedi’s job.
If a kid refuses to clean his room and plays video-games instead, it’s not the broom’s fault the room is dirty.
It’s the kid’s.
“The Jedi didn’t even bother to free Shmi Skywalker”.
This one has an answer in two continuities:
Uh. Yeah, they did. As mentioned in the books Tatooine Ghost and The Life and Legends of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Qui-Gon sent a Tobal lens to Shmi Skywalker, delivered by an unidentified female Falleen messenger from the Jedi Temple.
Shmi later used this item by giving it to Cliegg and Owen Lars, who then gave it to Watto in exchange for her freedom. Worth mentioning that Watto delayed the transaction multiple times because he didn’t want to lose his only slave.
There you have it, black on white: Shmi was freed thanks to Qui-Gon and that Jedi messenger.
Qui-Gon tried to get Shmi freed.
But Watto wasn’t interested in obliging him, as he didn’t want to lose both his slaves. He also wasn’t interested in Republic currency. And can’t be mind-tricked. Time is of the essence, as the people of Naboo are they themselves being put in camps. So what options did Qui-Gon have?
Killing Watto? Sure.
But then, that’s:
Illegal. Qui-Gon isn’t a murderer.
Likely to start a conflict with the Hutts, as we know Watto had ties to them (he won Anakin and Shmi from Gardulla the Hutt).
Also, who knows, maybe the explosive chip implanted into Shmi has a dead-man switch, where, if Watto dies, she dies too.
Either way, the notion that Anakin’s mother remained a slave for a full extra decade is also erroneous. According to the book Queen’s Shadow:
By the time Sabé went to look for her, 4 years after Episode I, Shmi had already been freed for a while and Watto had moved to a different location.
We’re not sure how long after Anakin left this happened, but I think it’s safe to assume that, short of mind-tricking half of Mos Espa, a Jedi wouldn’t have much success in tracking down Shmi either.
Point being: Anakin missed his mom, and viceversa… of course. But they both had found a new family for the majority of their time apart.
“Anakin went from being Watto’s slave to becoming a slave of the Jedi”.
Also no. To quote Henry Gilroy:
“He chooses to be a Jedi. So he makes that sacrifice willingly, where a slave doesn’t have a choice, they can obey or die.” - Henry Gilroy, “The Slaves of Zyggeria” commentary, 2012
Anakin came into the Order with misconceptions about what the Jedi do. He probably heard about what happened to the Zyggerian empire and assumed what they do is go around and free slaves and be swashbuckling heroes who go out on adventures.
Then he finds out they’re actually diplomats and that these people will dedicate their entire lives to serving the Republic and keeping the peace. How boring is that?
Most importantly, Anakin sees that there’s some things that Jedi are powerless to defeat, like the corruption of the Senate. In light of all this, Anakin considers walking away from the Jedi Order, in the mini-comic Obi-Wan & Anakin.
He wants to explore the universe, he’s looking towards the horizon. And is that wrong? Hell no!
Being a Jedi is fucking hard! The rules are super difficult to adhere to, your bosses are so selfish and corrupt that it’s actually becoming inefficient, everyone either hates you for being “the Senate’s lapdogs” or are disappointed in you because you’re not the warrior they expected you to be.
But if you feel like you can’t live with how things are done with the Jedi? You can leave.
And I don’t mean that in a snotty way, the Jedi have been shown to be completely understanding of the few of them who decide to leave the order. Hell, for the masters who left, they even erected statues, like with Dooku.
“No hard feelings. Remember to visit us from time to time.”
At the end of the day, any Jedi has a choice between selflessly serving something greater than themselves (Peace, Justice and Freedom, values of the Republic) and walking any alternative path of their choosing. Most of the time, they are honorable and kind-hearted enough to choose the former.
Anakin realizes this the path for him after seeing the Jedi bringing a temporary - but potentially long-standing - peace to a war-torn world, and decides to stay.
He makes that choice for himself, this time, rather than doing so because he wants to leave Tatooine.
Anakin isn’t a slave of the Jedi. He, like them, chooses to serve the Republic. He willingly makes that sacrifice, because he’s a good person and just wants to help as many people as possible.
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Debunking myths about the Jedi Order and slavery in the GFFA.
Figured I’d start a thread where we take these commonly repeated statements and debunk them one by one (some of the arguments below come from another post I wrote in February.. buuuut now they’re actually framed in a decent structure).
“The Jedi condoned slavery”.
Not in Republic space, they didn’t.
Slavery is outlawed by the Republic.
The Jedi operate within the Republic’s borders.
The Jedi have no jurisdiction in the Outer Rim, i.e. Hutt Space.
When somebody tries to have slaves within Republic space?
They get destroyed.
The Zygerians had a whole slave empire. But because they dared trade in Republic territory, they got beaten so hard they now trade in the Outer Rim at a fraction of their former strength. News of this spread, to the rest of the galaxy (even on Tatooine): don’t fuck with the Jedi in Republic territory.
But that happened quite a while before the Prequels, and it happened with support and backing from the Senate.
Gotta keep in mind, by this point in time, they’re not the swashbuckling warriors that they were 1,000 years ago anymore.
They’re diplomats.
They cannot fight a war; they are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
“Jedi are always sort of fighting this reality of the fact that they’re, in essence, diplomats. They sort of persuade people to do the right thing, but their job isn’t really to go around fighting people.” - E! Behind the Scenes - Revenge of the Sith, 2005
If a planet in the Republic has a problem, a Jedi is sent to fix that problem. If there is conflict with another planet, they solve it, so that it doesn’t escalate, ergo, keeping the peace. Beyond Republic borders? They have no jurisdiction.
I’m honestly baffled this is even a thing, cuz I have yet to see someone criticize a policeman or an ambassador for not going to Bangladesh with a battalion and freeing the slaves there. Those are obviously decisions made above their paygrade.
In the Galactic Republic, those decisions are made by the Senate.
The Jedi serve the will of the Senate.
“I didn’t want Vader to be all-powerful. In the first film it was very easy to make him some kind of superhero. But I decided not to do that. In fact, he is [the Dark Lord] working for the Emperor, and he has to do the Emperor’s bidding. You will see at some point in the future that the Jedi have the same relationship to the Republic; they’re like public servants, they’re like marshals or policemen. They basically do what they’re told to do. They’re not independent agents who can do whatever they want.” - Star Wars: The Annotated Screenplays, 1998
And the Senate - not the Jedi - grew corrupt.
“For a thousand years, the Old Republic prospered and grew under the wise rule of the Senate and the protection of the venerable Jedi Knights. But as often happens when wealth and power grow beyond all reasonable proportion, an evil fueled by greed arose. The massive organs of commerce mushroomed in power, the Senate became corrupt, and an ambitious named Palpatine was voted Supreme Chancellor.” - Shatterpoint, Prologue, 2004
By the time of the Prequels, the Senate is mostly run by a bunch of self-serving A-holes who very much like the status quo, and wouldn’t want to unbalance it with, say, a war with the Hutts that doesn’t give result in any profit.
“In Episode I, the Senators are more interested in themselves than they are in helping each other. They have fallen out of the symbiotic circle. They couldn’t agree on anything because their interests became so divergent, so they couldn’t get anything done as a Republic, and the Chancellor uses this division, which he helped create, to become Emperor.” - The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020
So if the Senate doesn’t sanction a mission to free the slaves? Guess what? It ain’t happening. Not legally, at least.
Now some might say: “but the Jedi should’ve just said ‘fuck the Senate’ and helped the slaves in the Outer Rim, regardless of whethere it’s out of their jurisdiction or illegal”.
Okay. Let’s look at the numbers:
There’s 3.2 billion inhabitable planets in the Galaxy Far Far Away. The Outer Rim, where slavery is still a thing, is known to be the “largest region of the known galaxy”. Let’s be generous and assume there’s, what, 100,000 planets with slavery on them?
There’s only 10,000 Jedi.
Suppose that all of the Jedi decided “we don’t care if it’s illegal, we’re gonna free the slaves ANYWAY”, then got on a ship and attacked Outer Rim planets to end slavery… they’d all die trying.
Dave Filoni talks about this:
“Dooku gets captured by a bunch of pirates… Yes. Now that I think is very hard to believe, except that there are 30 pirates around him. Now I agree wholeheartedly that Dooku is incredibly powerful. But the fact remains that if he gets into a fight with 30 pirates, yes he might kill 15 of them, but he will get shot and he will go down. All you gotta to do is watch Attack of the Clones. How does Count Dooku thwart those Jedi? Sheer numbers. Sheer numbers will defeat the Jedi.” - Filoni, The Clone Wars: “Dooku Captured” Featurette, 2009
George Lucas has also been very clear: the Jedi aren’t superheroes.
“I wanted to convey the idea that Jedi are all very powerful, but they’re also vulnerable — which is why I wanted to kill Qui-Gon. That is to say, “Hey, these guys aren’t Superman.” These guys are people who are vulnerable, just like every other person.” - The Phantom Menace, Director’s Commentary, 1999
“They aren’t policemen, they aren’t soldiers […] A lot of people say, “What good is a lightsaber against a tank?” The Jedi weren’t meant to fight wars. That’s the big issue in the prequels. They got drafted into service, which is exactly what Palpatine wanted.” - An Oral History of Star Wars: Episode I, 2019
“The Jedi are good, but they are not fantastic. They were never designed to be a superhero or anything like that. They were designed to be a Buddhist monk, who happened to be a very good warrior. […] The Jedi are not superheroes. They’re regular people like the rest of us. We all have midi-chlorians. We all have the Force within us. We can all do what the Jedi can do, but we’re not trained. And the secret is training.” - The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020
If the Jedi tried to tackle the problem that was slavery in the Outer Rim without backing from the Senate, they’d fail and die.
Then who’d defend the Republic & keep the peace? Like, before the Clone War, the Jedi are the Republic’s only protectors.
They just don’t have the manpower or the resources to do their job and free the slaves at the same time. Not by themselves.
And in Dooku: Jedi Lost, Dooku tried to fix this particular problem, by going to the Senate and attempting to have a ‘Republic Guard’ instated, arguing that Jedi can’t be everywhere at once, and the Republic worlds further from Coruscant benefited from less protection, but that conversation with the Senate pretty much went down like this:
But hey, Quinlan Vos was undercover on Tatooine to destabilize the Hutt’s power. My guess would be that the Jedi were trying to do something on this subject under the table, and never got far enough because the Clone War erupted.
Point is, I wouldn’t blame the Jedi of “being okay with slavery”. It’s not their job. That said, they cracked down on slavery once, they’ll gladly do it again… all they need is the permission, backing and resources of the Senate. So I’d blame the Senate, who won’t give that to the Jedi for selfish reasons, who refuses to make freeing slaves the Jedi’s job.
If a kid refuses to clean his room and plays video-games instead, it’s not the broom’s fault the room is dirty.
It’s the kid’s.
“The Jedi didn’t even bother to free Shmi Skywalker”.
This one has an answer in two continuities:
Uh. Yeah, they did. As mentioned in the books Tatooine Ghost and The Life and Legends of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Qui-Gon sent a Tobal lens to Shmi Skywalker, delivered by an unidentified female Falleen messenger from the Jedi Temple.
Shmi later used this item by giving it to Cliegg and Owen Lars, who then gave it to Watto in exchange for her freedom. Worth mentioning that Watto delayed the transaction multiple times because he didn’t want to lose his only slave.
There you have it, black on white: Shmi was freed thanks to Qui-Gon and that Jedi messenger.
Qui-Gon tried to get Shmi freed.
But Watto wasn’t interested in obliging him, as he didn’t want to lose both his slaves. He also wasn’t interested in Republic currency. And can’t be mind-tricked. Time is of the essence, as the people of Naboo are they themselves being put in camps. So what options did Qui-Gon have?
Killing Watto? Sure.
But then, that’s:
Illegal. Qui-Gon isn’t a murderer.
Likely to start a conflict with the Hutts, as we know Watto had ties to them (he won Anakin and Shmi from Gardulla the Hutt).
Also, who knows, maybe the explosive chip implanted into Shmi has a dead-man switch, where, if Watto dies, she dies too.
Either way, the notion that Anakin’s mother remained a slave for a full extra decade is also erroneous. According to the book Queen’s Shadow:
By the time Sabé went to look for her, 4 years after Episode I, Shmi had already been freed for a while and Watto had moved to a different location.
We’re not sure how long after Anakin left this happened, but I think it’s safe to assume that, short of mind-tricking half of Mos Espa, a Jedi wouldn’t have much success in tracking down Shmi either.
Point being: Anakin missed his mom, and viceversa… of course. But they both had found a new family for the majority of their time apart.
“Anakin went from being Watto’s slave to becoming a slave of the Jedi”.
Also no. To quote Henry Gilroy:
“He chooses to be a Jedi. So he makes that sacrifice willingly, where a slave doesn’t have a choice, they can obey or die.” - Henry Gilroy, “The Slaves of Zyggeria” commentary, 2012
Anakin came into the Order with misconceptions about what the Jedi do. He probably heard about what happened to the Zyggerian empire and assumed what they do is go around and free slaves and be swashbuckling heroes who go out on adventures.
Then he finds out they’re actually diplomats and that these people will dedicate their entire lives to serving the Republic and keeping the peace. How boring is that?
Most importantly, Anakin sees that there’s some things that Jedi are powerless to defeat, like the corruption of the Senate. In light of all this, Anakin considers walking away from the Jedi Order, in the mini-comic Obi-Wan & Anakin.
He wants to explore the universe, he’s looking towards the horizon. And is that wrong? Hell no!
Being a Jedi is fucking hard! The rules are super difficult to adhere to, your bosses are so selfish and corrupt that it’s actually becoming inefficient, everyone either hates you for being “the Senate’s lapdogs” or are disappointed in you because you’re not the warrior they expected you to be.
But if you feel like you can’t live with how things are done with the Jedi? You can leave.
And I don’t mean that in a snotty way, the Jedi have been shown to be completely understanding of the few of them who decide to leave the order. Hell, for the masters who left, they even erected statues, like with Dooku.
“No hard feelings. Remember to visit us from time to time.”
At the end of the day, any Jedi has a choice between selflessly serving something greater than themselves (Peace, Justice and Freedom, values of the Republic) and walking any alternative path of their choosing. Most of the time, they are honorable and kind-hearted enough to choose the former.
Anakin realizes this the path for him after seeing the Jedi bringing a temporary - but potentially long-standing - peace to a war-torn world, and decides to stay.
He makes that choice for himself, this time, rather than doing so because he wants to leave Tatooine.
Anakin isn’t a slave of the Jedi. He, like them, chooses to serve the Republic. He willingly makes that sacrifice, because he’s a good person and just wants to help as many people as possible.
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hey! do you happen to have any recommendations for iron man comic runs to read? or like a reading guide you'd suggest? it seems like you mostly do mcu but you're like The tony stark fan in my mind, so it seemed worth asking
!!!! i do in fact mostly live at mcu BUT this is a problem in part remedied by knowing that THE tony stark fan is actually tumblr user knightinironarmor who has read all of the tony comics and has a whole reclist page right over [here]. disclaimer it is i think like 10 years old i'm very sorry but still lots of info
if you like stevetony, sineala also has a more recent rec post [here] for starter stevetony comics, and a collection of reading lists [here]. wingheadshellhead also has lots of rec posts in their tag [here]!
PERSONALLY i have loved and adored Tales of Suspense (my beloved) and Iron Man Vol. 1!! old timey tony that is my BOY that is my GUY i would do ANYTHING for him. he's pretty he's plugging himself into walls he has rollerskates he's experiencing profound emotional turmoil and saying things like "how destiny must be laughing in the shadows of limbo" 10/10 no notes
the only other actual iron man comics i've read were:
1) iron man fatal frontier which is fun (my pinned comic post is set during it :) it is not like my pinned comic post), tony is sheriff iron man governor of the moon he's doing heist movie shenanigans he's going insane on the moon there's a fun robot character the art is good and
2) iron man noir where he's a men's adventure magazine protagonist in the 1940s doing indiana jones shit in the jungle the art is not good (anatomy, worst suit design i've ever seen maybe) but it holds a special place in my heart he's obliterating nazis with rhodey i love that for him
i hope you find something you like and have fun :)
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Yes! That's what driving me up the walls like I know that there are a lot of new/improved/super easy ways to log in but if you coerse me to do something I don't like - I'm becoming a fire breathing monster!
He stood their amongst gods and creatures who never knew mortality.
He a man who had been nothing but an entertainment a specimen and slowly became friends to Dream of the Endless . He who withstood hunger and pain for life was so beautiful.
A mortal man becoming immortal a concept so few would understand and even fewer would ever live. Death looked at him as he was told that his friend ,the man who offered him this chance ,even if it was her who spared him of her gift, would be no more and replaced by another.
Hobs eyes filled with tears and his voice was full of disbelief but she saw that he knew it was true . maybe he had seen the darkness in dream more than anyone . His only true friend.
She later offered him her gift for the wager was now useless and he smiled at her with tiers in his eyes "If I go know who is gonna dream of him you lot sure don´t sleep I wager".
In the end she came for everyone . For every human for every animal even for the trees. She took them away , old gods ,elves and than slowly she took her family too.
Everyone disappeared but him she spared for last. At the end it was them . The man who was more of a god now than he was ever human . So old that even time and destiny could barely recall him ever being mortal. She had taken the younger dream as she liked to call him only moments ago and now it was his turn.
"Hob its time"
He looked at the nothingness at the end of all things. „I lived for all the years their were left do you racon that will be enough ?"
"Enough ? For what Hob ?" He turned and looked at her .
"To tell him story’s after all this meeting will go on for eternity"
-May I my heart continue beating so you will stay alive in it forever and my my head remain clear for how else will I be able to recall all of them storys I collected for you. If I choose to go then be sure it will only be because i walked every other way first to tell you about. You gave me imortalety for the price of my story and I am after all a man of my word and we will have eternety-
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Going to keep making those sort of post, it worked so well last time: I read the fair share of Dream/Hob/Calliope, but with all the Eleanor I've read about in fanfics, I'm wondering what it would have been like if, after her husband comes back home offended and sad and envious from his date with his immortal patron, Eleanor is so angry on his behalf (what! the man had not even let Hob say enough to invite him to come meet them! are they not good enough for that Lord, when they're good enough for the Queen! Immortal or not, she won't have her husband feel DEJECTED) and her feelings are so strong and so deep still as she falls asleep, Hob's head resting on her breasts, that she somehow appears in the middle of Dream's throne room and Dream is like "You. Should not be there, dreamer." and Eleanor, after ten seconds of reorienting herself, and of course persuaded this is a dream and she's extrapolating for the Wild Tales her husband told her about his Immortal Man, is like "Well neither should you. You should be my husband. You should be home with us, My Lord." and then keeps on going as Dream looks both more and more angry and baffled all at once.
I don't know how this end, mind, but. I like the Eleanors the fandom have created in fics, is all.
Yesss! I would looove to read a fic where Eleanor gets them all together (just with her speech) AND THEN she and Hob can change the situation with Orpheus (maybe new body?). He can become a big brother to Robyn (a therapy in new connections). Hopefully Eleanor survives the second child (no more because of her health). So we have two adults and an Endless + 2 kids + young adult (now feeling better after kids!therapy) and all is good. Maybe some adventures with Faerie? Maybe reconnecting with Calliope?
But in the end Death comes for Eleanor. She says her goodbyes. Hob and Dream get through it (maybe with Calliope's help?) and get in some strange situations that will be questioned by historians years later. They may have a quarrel for 100-200 years. And Dream can make Corinthian at that time?
(lets give Orpheus his own adventures where he'll make acquaintance with Lady Constantine and some funny stories with Crow and Zira through the French Revolution?)
After the Great War and Dream's imprisonment it could be Orpheus who finds Hob and they're on a quest to find the missing Endless. At this point John Constantine comes with a story about "Devil in the basement" and maybe helps to find helm/sand/ruby?
There could be also a rescue mission for Calliope?
SO after all the shebang in Fawney Rig the story can move to Hells politics, the not-geddon, maybe a bit of connections with Adam Young's godparents and getting Lucifer to LA?
Hopefully when we get to Rose & Jed Walkers, Johanna Constantine and Daniel Hall there could be ton of help for Hob&Dream (like Hob's descents? Orpheus? Adam & Warlock whith godparents? maybe even Endless siblings?)