mother superior jumped the gun

alexa / 23 / sideblog! / bug band enthusiast

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, “Before”, Instructions for Traveling West

[loveletters2myself]

guest etiquette

don’t ask “can i bring anything?” say, “i’ll bring a side or something sweet, any preferences?”

never show up empty-handed. some ideas: flowers, wine, a jar of local honey, chocolate, homemade jam. literally anything, doesn’t have to be expensive.

if you bring flowers, make sure they’re already in a vase.

if you bring wine, it stays, opened or not.

hosts are usually underfed. bring a little something just for her. a croissant, a coffee, anything.

don’t show up early unless you’re being useful. lighting candles = useful. waiting around the house = not

stay off your phone entirely. if you must check it, excuse yourself quietly.

shoes off.

tend to the room energetically. if someone’s being left out, invite them in. make outsiders feel welcome.

compliment the invisible effort. the way the napkins were folded, the playlist, the glassware.

if you loved one of the host’s dishes, ask for the recipe. highest form of flattery.

always make conversation with the children. “how old are you?” is boring. ask their favorite dinosaur or snack combo.

don’t be the one to gossip. bring good energy.

say a proper goodbye to everyone in the room.

text a thank-you the next morning.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

the eyebrows. the 2008 fringe. the snout. that sharp, delicate little chin. the hand. the tiny peek of brown belt. i am simply enamoured

[thriftstorescans]

LIFE magazine, October 1969 - The Black Model Breakthrough

[mabellonghetti]

Michèle Mercier in "Le calde notti di Lady Hamilton" (dir. Christian-Jaque - 1968).

[miss--river]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sapphireclaw]

Oh my god Chloe you’re right and you should say it

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Fun fact: Victor Gruen, the “inventor” of the modern shopping mall, wanted his malls to be full of apartments, schools, medical facilities, and indoor parks in addition to the stores, so people could live, work, and shop under one roof. This never happened and instead all the space was used for stores, something that he hated. 

It’s not just a case of ‘hey it would be easy to repurpose all this space’, malls were originally designed to be living centers and it wouldn’t take that much tweaking to bring them back to it.

[chrissongzzz]

Watch Till the end

[ripe]

mountainwoodsfarm on ig

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[jaimeedarling]

hmmm... there's probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this...

i get that they're not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what's going to happen to you, and you can't breathe. 🤷‍♀️

[itsaruse]

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

[bacon-dragon]

"a mammal"

[bluegrasskitty]

[academicssay]

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[evilvillain123456789]

Is it cool if a sensitive white boy has a word with the tribe’s chieftain 

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mabellonghetti]

Françoise Hardy in "Grand Prix" (dir. John Frankenheimer - 1966)

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

[albstories]

Disclosure on The L Word’s representation of trans men

“the writers and producer’s approach to Max, is that they see trans men increasingly enter the lesbian community and that they are traitors to feminism”

I always hated how The L Word treated Max, but this really opened my eyes to why terf lesbians still say these things. The L Word was so huge in the lesbian community- being one of only shows meant solely for lesbians- but this really shows how it pit lesbians/cis woman against trans men. 

[bashircore]

maturing is realizing that emojis and emoticons can coexist….. an emoji cannot express the feeling of :) and an emoticon cannot express the feeling of 😳. #peaceandlove