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mac | ceo of dabi and mr. compress simp | 28 | ♌☀️♊🌙♓⬆️ | they/them | memelord

[beatledrink]

Confirmed.

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[stupidpetface]

[cosmonautroger]

SoulFull, Godzilla

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[forgissimus]

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

[valtsv]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[insecuregodcomplex]

[shencomix]

[ruderubicante]

A Love for Ignorance

[infertilityidol]

[birthofcassiopeia]

occurrence at my college orientation

[anxietyproblem]

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[plastiboo]

[skullwad]