Me Fn Around

Just me fucken around

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

You know one of the darkest details in the Percy Jackson books is the Cyclops cave with the pile of Camp Half-Blood T-shirts taken from campers who never made it home. Which is a bone chilling thing to include in a childrens book, but it could be worse.

Imagine a monster’s lair deep beneath the earth. The cavern is pitch black, and every step echoes. The floor is covered in something small that crunches under your boots. At first you assume it’s gravel. Broken stone. Maybe bones.

Then someone manages to spark a little light.

You look down.

They’re not rocks.

They’re Camp Half-Blood beads.

A bead painted with Poseidon’s trident. Another with Thalia’s pine tree. One with the labryinth. Years and years of camp memories scattered across the cavern floor, each bead once strung around the neck of a demigod who survived another summer… until they didn’t.

Hundreds of them.

Maybe thousands.

You realize every crunch you’ve been hearing has been the beads from another camper’s necklace breaking beneath your feet.

And before anyone can even process what they’re looking at…

A low growl echoes through the darkness.

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

Hey so fun fact. Did you know that you can still access works on A03 when the site is down as long as you have a link to that specific work. If you use the way back machine you can input the link in the search bar and if someone saved a snapshot you can still read it!

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

I just need fluffy ao3 Fics of the batfam bring absolute menaces to each other. I’m not picky I just need fluff I’ll even take hurt/comfort idc.

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

The idea that Bruce Wayne would be MAGA because he’s a billionaire is particularly funny to me. Because the guy who lost his parents to gun violence and now hates guns would definitely be maga. Or how about the guy who has 8 kids two of which are illegal immigrates one of which is Chinese. How about the guy who adopted a poor homeless kid from the worst part of town after said kid stole from him. Or maybe it’s the fact that he mentally adopted a teenage mom with criminal parents who most likely lived off of welfare. Maybe it’s the fact that his bio kid is Arab and most likely actively practiced the Muslim faith at some point. Maybe it’s the African American foster kid who was in a gang. Maybe it’s the disabled “daughter” who lives life in a wheelchair. Or maybe it’s the Bisexual son who is currently in a relationship with a man. Maybe it’s his illegal immigrate best friend. Maybe it’s the fact that he goes out every night and fights crime illegally might I add. Maybe it’s his Jewish cousin or his Jewish mom or the fact that he’s Jewish himself. Maybe it’s the fact that Brucie Wayne his public persona is the biggest man whore known to man which definitely fits their Christian values for sure. Definitely sounds like MAGA to me.

Edit: I have been informed that duke is not in fact in a gang my bad guys.

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

Saw someone do this on tik tok figured I’d give it a go.

[batfamgalore]

*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*

Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.

Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?

Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.

Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.

Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

Dick would definitely go after Joker first. Jason has no idea and assumed he’d go after him. Tim however definitely knows and started finding ways to just mildly inconvenience Dick. Not enough that people suspect outside play but enough that it is definitely upsetting Dick.

Dick convinced that he’s somehow managed to do something to piss off some kind of luck god( or goddess he doesn’t assume) hides away in his apartment and Jason, assuming that since a couple days have passed he is now free to do his job as little brother, stops by without saying anything. Jason arrives at Dicks apartment to see it in total disarray trash everywhere and the kitchen, god the kitchen. Take-out trash litters every inch of the counter space and some even spills onto the floor. Jason is now slightly concerned not only about the mess but also Dicks eating habits. He makes some sort of comment about Dick being in his mid twenties and still eating like a child left to fend for their self and Dick still half asleep and already on edge mistakenly thinks that Jason is just one of his hallucinations arriving just to tell him how pathetic he is and instead of breaking down or getting angry he just gets up completely calm and leaves. Jason slightly more concerned now just opts to clean up his apartment and then meal prep for him.

While Jason is doing this Dick just up and brakes into Arkham to brutally murder the Joker. The scene is so bad that by morning when police arrive it makes even the most seasoned officers lose their lunch (even Gordon needs to step out for a couple minutes ). Afterwords Dick just leaves. He goes back to his apartment and sleeps for nearly 24 hours straight.

The batfam at this point is in total disarray and after reviewing the tapes are left speechless because that can’t be Dick in the footage no way. The golden boy breaking Bat’s number one rule. It just can’t be true most are considering the possibility of the footage being doctored somehow. But no it’s true and the only ones who believe it are Tim, Bruce, and Alfred. Tim the little evil genius who planned all this is like “well if he did it once then I guess he could do it again”. Jason already panicked is now screaming asking Tim what the FUCK he means by that. And Tim the chaos demon himself( who really just wanted Jason to come around more so that Dick would stop moping) and figured the best way to do that was to have someone avenge him) is like “oh wait you didn’t know. Yeah this is the second time Dick has killed the Joker” and watches with well hidden glee as Jason freaks out, jumps on his bike, and rushes off towards Dick’s place. When he gets there Dick is still sound asleep covered in Jokers blood and other bits of flesh. When Jason wakes him up to ask what the hell happened Dick has no clue what he is even talking about tells him as such before falling back asleep.

(Saw this and thought about dick killing the joker sorry it’s bad)

[beautyinthewayofthings05]

Okay, so you know how every Robin had a motto about their time as Robin. Like Dick’s was ‘the original boy wonder’ Jason’s was ‘batmans greatest failure’ Tim’s was ‘the natural born detective’ and Damian’s was ‘the blood son’. (honorable mention to Duke’s ‘we are robin’) my question is what would Stephs have been? If we could give her a motto to reflect her time as Robin what would it be?