gotta fire up

Rebecca Campbell -- call me Beck. 22 years old. walmart employee. human as hell

[bisexualmermaix-deactivated2019]

[morganxhooper]

Why do you all just assume. 

[beckcampbell-blog]

Assume what, exactly? You look like you’re thinking about eating it. 

[violetsaregold]

“Ya better get on that water, then. That – that I can toast to. Customer service is the worst thing to happen since – skorts..”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“A glass between every drink usually works. Depending on how big the glass is.” Beck snorted and shook her head. “Hey, skorts are both comfortable and cute, I have a few myself. In comparison there is nothing cute or comfortable about customer service.”

[pheebsthegreat]

Health and vitality?

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Can always do with both of those. Are you feeling healthy and...vitalised? Is there a word for that?”

[thewalingwolf-deactivated201508]

“Anything we want.”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Giant robots? Aliens? Any of these striking your fancy?”

[tunnelings]

“A beautiful night. Me being lucky enough to encounter a beautiful woman like yourself. Honestly– it’s all up to you.”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Hm...I like the sound of both of them. Especially the second part, but that’s my ego talking. Not that any of the rest of me is complaining about it.”

“I guess you’re not so bad yourself.”

[okdanielrusso]

“Good music.”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Maybe if we toast to it they’ll get the hint and play better stuff in here.”

[wtftroye-blog]

Uuuuh .. friendship?

[beckcampbell-blog]

Ah, so we’re friends? Can I count on you to come to my house and give me a manicure? Curl my hair? Build a giant world-dominating robot?

[ollliverrr]

“Pizza?”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Yes! Pizza. Now I want a pizza. Actually it’s probably not healthy for a person to eat pizza as much I do but...it just goes so well with so many types of alcohol.”

[kierosv]

Let’s keep it simple and say a toast to alcohol.

[beckcampbell-blog]

Alcohol it is. You know, I feel like I haven’t had a real drink in forever but I know that’s not true since I was here...yesterday, actually.

[smhwyatt]

Ass.

[beckcampbell-blog]

Ass. I like it. Simple yet universal, something we can all enjoy.

[annedela-deactivated20151208]

“I promise not to run away while you’re in the bathroom. Has that happened to you before?”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Not often, but occasionally. It’s no fun when your drinking buddy disappears. Although if they leave a full glass behind it’s sort of like a blessing in disguise.”

[sabrina-rolkins-deactivated2019]

“A toast to that, then. I just got out of a kind of…dead end relationship, actually. This is me trying to feel better, and theoretically not think about it anymore. Theoretically. Cheers!”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Well if it was a dead end relationship then this is a good thing. Think about how bad it was, then you’ll be glad about it. But I guess once you’ve had a few drinks you won’t be thinking about much of anything.”

[okmaeve-blog]

To getting drunk.

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Drunk it is. Not that drunk for me, unfortunately, but if you want to I’ll gladly make sure you don’t pass out in a bush or something. Like your slightly tipsy guardian angel.”

[hayaminiki]

“Ah, suuuucks. I just got mine on friday, so I’m in a good mood. Warm weather it is. I mean, it never gets Canada cold in California. Ever. Dude, I totally feel. I pretty much live off of takeout. Have you tried the taco truck before? Really good stuff there, bud. Really good.”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“Is that where you’re from? California? Must be a big change in weather, I hear it’s always like summer down there. See, I would cook, but...so much energy, so little time. I think I have tried the taco truck before though -- just not a big fan of tacos. They were good, I’ll concede that.”

[starbinds]

[annedela-deactivated20151208]

“A great night?”

[beckcampbell-blog]

“But is it going to be a great night? I mean, are you going to stay and drink with me or are you going to disappear while I’m in the bathroom?”