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What I want for Pride Month

hey so uh the british film institute have selected some episodes of Philosophy Tube for preservation in their archive of national importance

that means future generations will be able to watch the show even after I'm dead and YouTube the platform is gone

this ROCKS

it's nuts that the show is now a part of British cultural history???! like, what?!!! they're gonna be watching me in the 22nd Century are you kidding me?????? Fukin Ikki and Erika are gonna be taking breaks from Medabots battles to watch Philosophy Tube are you for real????

details and a list of the preserved episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/159300843?pr=true

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That moment writer's block lights a bonfire under your already rampant RSD

#I swear I had a good idea. WTF happened to it?#Mothers asking dark goddesses to save an adult child and discover as part of the bargain the child is also transgender #based on true events #transgender #i’m finally me.

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ME

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Only slashed the tyres? I would think sugar in the fuel line would be a good addition to that. Maybe Melissa Etheridge, kd lang or phranc could take care of that part. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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i’m screaming

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I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

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Yall are missing the best fucking part

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This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

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I live for this fucking post. I’ll always reblog it lmfaoo

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[ID: tweet from andreak/@andreakvng: So one of my straight friends shared with me that she’s never had an orgasm so I took it upon myself to find her a pretty dyke to get her right…and y'all lmao.

This is followed by screenshots of a text conversation: Friend: i didn’t know sex could feel so good, does lesbian sex always feel that great? i never liked head bec it didn’t feel like anything i dead ass thought my clit was broken but oh my god when i tell you she sucked my pussy like she was drinking a thick milkshake Friend: and her strap game was…immaculate. very disrespectful though…she wouldn’t let me tap out i came at least 7 times. Friend: bitch i’m still cumming on myself…lesbians are so nasty. you’re all nasty whores Friend: would it be thirsty to ask her to fuck me again tonight? or should i play it cool…im twitching i need it again Friend: i woke up this morning for work & the first thing i said was “let’s make today a good day” BITCH WHAT!! cus u know i hate my damn job..she got me right

Friend: wait i texted her and all i said was “hey” and she gon say “you need it again already huh?” ..she’s so cocky Friend: bitch first of all…yes. i do. so i’ll be over at 11…also are you hungry? tf OP: LMAAAOOOO THATS MY BITCH!!!]

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Vehicle-The ides of March

One of my favorite tunes ever…not just today.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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oh shit

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As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

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Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

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Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

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In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

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It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

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It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

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Live on, ghost post

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Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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My blog is safe for non-binary folks, all the LGBTQ+ and neurodivergent crowds and my heart goes out to the marginalized and disenfranchised in the world today.