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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing
Does anyone know the answer. Please
LGBTQ youth need much more support than Koren's new Leviticus commentary offers, but its careful effort is a major improvement
Anyway this might not sound like much, but this is a huge step for LGBTQ inclusion in Orthodox spaces, especially education.
Have you ever been to a pesach (Passover) Seder?
Yes, and I am Jewish
No, and I am Jewish
No, and I am in the process of converting to Judaism
Yes, and I am in the process of converting to Judaism
No, and I am not Jewish
Yes, and I am not Jewish (I was invited by a Jewish person to their Seder)
I went to a Christian Seder (I participated in cultural+religious appropriation)
Whatās a Seder?
I have a complicated answer/I just want to see the results
Hello this is not my first pesach seder but my rabbi has invited me to her house for first night seder is there anything special i should know
Who hides the afikoman?
The kids hide it and an adult searches for it
An adult hides it and the kids search for it
Anyone can hide it, whether kid or adult
The kids hide it one night, an adult hides it the other
Nobody hides the afikoman
What's an afikoman?
A secret other answer
I went to the local kosher deli yesterday and the rabbi who owns it was just about the nicest person ever. He started coming up with possible Hebrew names for me and when I was leaving he told me to keep pushing every teacher I have.
"No matter the denomination, chabad, reform, conservative. Make them sweat."
Which just about summarizes one of the main reasons I love Judaism.
As someone who is the only Jew in their town, I can't tell you how important the jumblr community was/is to me. In many ways, at times, it was my main educational resource when it came to Judaism and the only place I could interact with other Jews. Seeing other people proud of their Jewish identity, instead of feeling like they had to hide it, was an almost revolutionary idea to me and has encouraged me to be proud of my Judaism in every facet of my life. I know that many others are in a similar situation, and I just wanted to highlight that if you're running a Judaism-centric blog, you're almost guaranteed to be a resource for other Jews who do not have access to a community.
Hanukkah lamp, eastern Galicia (Ukraine), late 19th century
hey hey hey my jewish besties here's a big list of fun yiddish words to use bcš¤ā”ļø
(i've tried to define them as well as i can if you don't know some, but more often the true meaning is in the vibes that can't be written out)
chutzpah - courage/gall
mazel tov - congrats
klutz - prone to accident, clumsy
schlep - long haul/distance to travel, negative connotation
schmooze - chat
shtick - a gimmick
kvetch - to complain/someone who complains a lot
goy - non jew š±š«£, often a pretty intensely negative term so use warily or in a lighthearted way
nosh - nom nom (eat)
schmuck - someone foolish and unlikeable
kvell - feel extreme pride
plotz - explode with laughter or collapse from exhaustion
bubkes - nada zilch niente NOTHING
schvitz - to sweat
meshuggenuh - crazy all over the place nonsensical
mishpokhe - the WHOOOOOLE family
shmutz / shmutzick - some dirt or filth
minyan - a group of 10 men needed for a public gathering of worship
tuches - ur bum
spiel - a whole long rant or speech
(feel free to add on! these are just some of my favorites!)
I converted years ago and just found out I also have Jewish ancestry. I feel so conflicted about it because I know that converting already made me fully Jewish, but to know I had actual real ancestors that were Jews fills me with a joy and sadness that I can't quite explain. Joy because it really does feel like I returned, and I wonder if my ancestors would be proud of me. But sadness because now I have a more personal connection to Jewish history and Jewish pain, and I'm not quite sure how to cope with it. I don't want to be one of those people flaunting a percentage on their DNA test, but I also want to honor those ancestors and try to connect to them and I don't know how. Sorry to rant in your inbox, I just needed to tell someone. If you have advice, I would definitely welcome it, but don't feel like you have to respond with anything in depth.
I think there more converts than you think who find out later that they have Jewish ancestry. From a spiritual standpoint, Jews who convert are considered to have already had Jewish souls, whose souls were together with all Jewish souls at Mount Sinai. The act of conversion is returning the soul to its rightful community and family. Sometimes, the soul knows it has Jewish ancestry, and yearns to return to its roots. First off, I think your ancestors would be so so proud of you for finding your way and for choosing Judaism. If you know which diaspora group of Jews your ancestors are from, maybe you could connect with them by reaching out to those extant communities. If you know where any of these ancestors are buried, and if you have the means to do so, you could visit their gravesite and leave a stone there and pray a little. You could also take time on Tisha B'Av to remember your ancestors. Tisha B'Av is a day to mourn the destruction of the Temples, but it's also a time to mourn and remember all the Jews who've passed throughout history. Light a candle for your ancestors and say a prayer for them. Judaism is your inheritence, and it's your right to be able to connect with and honour your history and ancestors.
I wish you only the best on your journey.
I accidentally stumbled upon the absolute cutest wrapping paper Iāve ever seen while in TJMaxx today
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door āis anyone homeā as quietly as possible before leaving a āwe missed you!ā note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesnāt exist USPS: sets my package down gently where itās not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is thisā¦shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell yāall about it.
Help a Jewish Community Buy Back Its Own Damn Synagogue!
Firsty, thank you for reading this, and I hope youāll get through it and give us the honor of a donation, firstly, and a reblog, secondly. Maybe even a note to any friends you have outside of tumblr!Ā
If you donāt care about the history, skip to the bold at the end!Ā
This is Temple Emanu-El, in Helena, Montana. At the time it was built, it was the only synagogue between Minneapolis, Minnesota, and Portland, Oregon. It was built with the hard work of the Jewish community that had come west to seek their fortune and stability, having heard that people were more willing to do business with Jews in the West, a place where social strictures were slightly relaxed. This turned out to be true, and the community thrived.Ā
This picture resolves small on tumblr, but you can see the love and care they put into it. Itās modeled after the great synagogues of Europe, with heavy stonework, onion domes, and intricate stained glass. The president of the congregation cried at its opening and dedication.Ā
As the years went on, the West became more settled, and for a series of socio-political reasons of which my History of the American West major ass is well aware but are ultimately unimportant to the issue at hand, Jewish communities left much of the interior west for metropolitan areas. By the 1930s, the Jewish community was so small that they could not justify the large and lavish worship center.Ā
They sold it to the city for one dollar.Ā
The promise made to them was that it would be used for the public good.Ā The state readied the former temple for its new function as offices for Social and Rehabilitation Services, sandblasting of the Hebrew inscription, āGate to the Eternal,ā above the entry and removing the star-studded, painted domes.. The copper was stripped from the building and likely reused to re-clad the State Capitolās dome at about the same time.Ā
That lasted all of 40 years, when the State of Montana decided to let it sit idle and decay, so they could justify the sale of the building, sold for a pittance to the public good, to the Helena Catholic Diocese for $83,000Ā (this is an opinion of mine, though it is not an uneducated one, and I do firmly believe it. I do not, however, represent that they allowed it to fall into disrepair to justify the sale as objective fact.)Ā
This is the building now
In a twist of fate, the diocese can no longer afford to maintain the building. They are selling it, and the Jewish community of Helena is trying to buy it.Ā
The Montana Jewish Project is being far far far nicer and more politic about this than I would be, but in fairness, they actually how to get Nice Goyim to donate, and I donāt, so. The Diocese is spinning this as selling the building for much less than its worth, which may be true, but if you bought it for $83,000, that would be $280,000 now.Ā
They are selling it for $925,000. And we have to have 70% of the purchase price by February 28th. Easy terms, right?Ā
Hereās where you come in! If the idea of Montanaās Jews getting back the building that was sold to the Diocese in spite of the original agreement appeals to you, you can and should donate to their capital campaign. They even have an option for your donation where if we donāt get Emanu-El back, your money will be returned to you instead of being used for other MJP protects and repairs.Ā
This place wonāt just be used for the Jewish community, though I think that would be enough. They want it to be used as a museum and center for the community as well, to teach about Jewish life in Montana, with Jewish cooking classes, and social programs, and teaching non-Jews about Jewish customs and culture.Ā
I just want to get the cross off the top.
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