Once Upon A Time...

[wonhoseokkie]

Eye smiles are beautiful 💕💕

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[lesbianrustcohle]

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

[lesbianrustcohle]

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

[pro-survivors]

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

[budgiekazoo]

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

[thenerdbeast-deactivated2018070]

@harinezumiko

[harinezumiko]

This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM. The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.

[lesbianrustcohle]

this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you

[blueelectricangels]

as biologist, can confirm

brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no!

brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy… me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it’s awake and angry so no.

brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn’t.

[thesanityclause]

reblogging for my zookeeper friends

[black-culture]

[qoldnglass]

Wasn’t this bitch in they house?!?!?

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

^^^ literally America

[wadey-wilson]

me vs my problems

[ezeqquiel]

[たかさくらべ]

[docjayironvald]

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

[breytons]

“why do you think i kissed you that day at mcclaren’s house back in seventh grade? it’s why i went along with this thing in the first place. i’ve always thought you were cute.”

aka peter kavinsky was in too deep from the beginning

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bettyfrancis]

[starlit-mansion]

Me articulating all the flaws in a piece of media & enjoying it anyway

[zuzuthefirelord]

[theavengers]

Brie Larson talking about the training she did for Captain Marvel

[badjokesbyjeff]

[softlenaluthor]

I love this tweet. Thank you Izzy

[pineapplepond5]

[softlenaluthor]

And thank you too

[clefairyism-deactivated20230405]

me: going 100mph (100 mistakes per hour)

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

that one soulful zebra in the exile song from the lion king 2

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

THIS FUCKIN GUY

[awkwardbirds]