a stinky wolf

also known as Wolf, Lassenby, JBee, and JB | writer & artist | therian | mother of an excellent little weirdo | Fandoms: Borderlands, Shadow of Mordor (more + links to tags coming eventually)

[beelzeebub]

[animauxing]

soundless love song.

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[gwenfrankenstien]

oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.

[quadricolor-deactivated20211220]

go crazy

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[cherooshi]

some good boys

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[aextra]

same energy

[simhealing]

Everything is terrifying, but humans are so strong. 

Societies at my university are doing food bank drives. Italians are singing on their balconies and cheering health workers that go by. My university originally wasn’t going to close so lecturers took matters into their own hands and cancelled their classes, and now the university IS closing. When the government response isn’t strong enough, people are cancelling mass gatherings themselves and isolating to limit the spread. One of my friends is streaming to her self-isolating friends. My mum is going back to work tomorrow in an NHS reception. The Australian Grand Prix got cancelled and now 10,000+ people are watching an esports game version of the race on Twitch and making memes about it. All over the world, people are trying to cheer each other up.

My biggest problem with apocalypse movies, with zombie tv shows, has always been the way it portrays a world post-disaster. When humans were living in caves and hunting for survival, they drew art on the walls and told stories that were passed down in oral tradition. When London closed for the plagues, theater troupes would go around the country performing for the smaller villages instead. The human drive to create, to entertain, to adventure, to see and do new things, has always been and will always be unmoved by a crisis. 

So yes people are panic buying, yes employers and governments are being selfish and cruel. But more than ever this has highlighted that, that is not what humans are. It’s something we’re pushed to be by this society, actual cruelty is an outlier.

I’ve been clinically depressed for a long time, so it feels bizarre to say: I love humans. I am overflowing with how much I really, truly, love us. Humans are silly, tender, hopeful, and social creatures. Even something as small as a long train journey, delayed and late at night, is enough for humans to take up solidarity. No matter what happens, what state the world is in, what alterations we have to make to our lives, we will never escape being recognizably, inherently human. Thank god. 

[mllekurtz]

Cruelty is an outlier.

[arealtrashact]

Someone tell Bagdasarian I exist.

[mosertone]

[mudwerks]

jesus fucking christ

dude

[regularlesbian]

dont you hate it when you’re with the boys and carl screeches fluid of primal hatred onto your food and drink

[catloafs]

Laurel and the Manticore {x}

“I’m meeting the Manticore for a night out!”

[kaiokincaid-archive9090909090-d]

please watch craig of the creek

[paulthebukkit]

give me the ball papa

[catsbeaversandducks]

“My cat, Daisy, has started getting a few gentlemen callers to the house. She has no interest in any of them but I tried to explain this to one of them. I call him Silken Thomas.”

Video/caption by Will Murphy - Also on Instagram

[rapidashrider]

“Nghyeeh!”

“Hello!”

“Yeeagagioaw!”

*laughs* “Are you looking for Daisy? Huh? Are you? Are you looking for Daisy?”

“Nyaow.”

“Are you? Yes? Well, I’m sorry to say, but she - Daisy is not here. So you’re gonna have to come home later and even then, I don’t think she’ll see you, ok?”

“..?!! NKAEEYOW!”

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, buddy.”

“NOW! NAANG!… KAAang! Aghaowng!”

“I - hey, there’s no need to take your aggression out on me. I don’t… make the rules. Daisy doesn’t like you, ok, so -“

“krrrAAM!”

“Alright, you’re being very aggressive, sir, so I’m going to have to put an end to this conversation, ok? Ok. … … BOOP.”

“ngaaaang :(“

[vrabia]

[tiredhermit]