they/them

they/them, 20s

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[homunculus-argument]

Hm. So apparently people with epilepsy can learn to sense when they have a seizure coming. I wonder if you could use that as a plot device thing in a story somewhere.

Like there's some big-ass Great Public Council Meeting about some important politicial issue, Roman Senate style, and there's two opposing sides about the issue, but also a big chunk of undecided people who could be persuaded to vote either way. And there's someone in attendance, who hasn't spoken out loud about the issue anywhere but sides strongly with one of the options. And just when the dispute is about to swing to the wrong direction, they sense a seizure about to happen, and it's too late for them to try to get out of there or really even warn anyone.

So instead they just stand up, boldly announce, "I, for one, am sure that [option they do not want] cannot fail! If I am wrong, let the Gods smite me right where I stand!" and then the fucking seizure hits.

[silverthief22]

I used to get really bad nose bleeds but sometimes could feel when they were starting. One day in middle school this guy in geography class wouldn’t shut the fuck up about that conspiracy theory that Delaware doesn’t exist, so when I felt one coming on I loudly interrupted the rant our teacher was inexplicably allowing to derail the class by saying “if you don’t stop I’m gonna have an aneurism!” The guy of course just kept going so a second later a small torrent of blood gushed out of my head and, being a dramatic bitch, I collapsed face down onto my desk into a nice little puddle of blood. Anyway apparently outside of intense Roman Senate-esque debates, these stunts apparently induce panic attacks in educators and end up with you getting lectured about how traumatizing it is for your classmates when you “fake your death for dramatic effect”

[homunculus-argument]

I believe this falls into the "I don't think people should be punished for objectively funny crimes" category.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

[pukicho]

Don’t ask me how I know. I don’t.

[strwbryslut]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

[adamtotscomix]

[asidewalksymphony]

[keresacheron]

Dinosaur cartoon.

[fandomregression]

i love scrolling through the fandom agere tag bc most of the time i have no idea what toys yall are playing with but youre having fun and thats awesome but then sometimes i see toys i like and i get super excited and maybe scream sometimes

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20250]

but would you love the trans woman even if she wasnt your on demand comedian and/or sex toy

[lucindacordelia]

Would you love the trans woman when she's crying? Would you love the trans woman when she wants to play a complicated board game with you?

To many trans women, myself included, these casual comforts of true friendship are more intimate than sex could ever be.

Love the trans woman in your life like this. Please, before it is too late.

[rolex-kaard]

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

[argentsunshine]

well you know what they say. when you've invested billions of dollars into hammers every problem looks like a nail and you keep handing these hammers to your users and they go "i don't really think i needed this hammer" and "but i don't have any nails that need hammering in right now" and "this is not a nail this is a glass vase that will break if i hit it with a hammer" and "didn't you used to have, like, other tools avaliable that might be better suited to this job" and you tell them to suck it up because you've replaced all your screwdrivers and wrenches and box cutters and crates and ladders and paint with hammers because your shareholders need to see an increase in value from your hammer investments

[galileosballs]

[bananahkim]

Let’s learn the meaning of that funny word that everyone else uses before adding it to our daily vocabulary <3

[ozth]

customer service is cooking my brain, man

[rambrandt-the-painter]

tiramisu two days in a row, bitches.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

[xanaxfarts]

Various ice formations on wheels caused by driving through the snow.

[no-one-offical]

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[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income