Unbetitelt

[programmerhumour]

Two words: Spaghetti Menu

[cryptwretch]

black metal commenters are obvi an extremely mixed bag but no one else talks like this

[cryptwretch]

[cryptwretch]

[dracenathe6th]

@beeeaaannnsss nodding solemnly. Should twinks be allowed in metal.

[beeeaaannnsss]

I dont see a Problem with Twinks in Black Metal

With the other genres

If they survive the pit i guess

[yugiohz]

crazy how naruto has a son with his own spin-off but it had zero cultural impact

[yugiohz]

it would have been different if he and sasuke had had a baby

[dracenathe6th]

Wat about the impact of me going 'borutos dad has his own anime??' everytime my weeb friends talk about naruto? Huh? What about that impact? @thehoneybunny1 @beeeaaannnsss

[beeeaaannnsss]

Well that was just a short lived impact

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dracenathe6th]

@beeeaaannnsss look at this! So cute!

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[dracenathe6th]

@beeeaaannnsss everytime xD

[beeeaaannnsss]

If the car you're sitting in doesn't almost roll over you are doing it wrong

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

[justnoodlefishthings]

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[swaglexander-the-great]

[byjove]

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

[byjove]

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

[junkdrawertales]

ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.

[byjove]

very compelling argument

[kingofracoons]

@beeeaaannnsss

[beeeaaannnsss]

Iirc cornsnakes belong to the same family as ratsnakes

So yeah

Good companion

[important-animal-images]

[dragon-with-shitty-wifi]

It's not as cool but the Boston Museum of Science puts a scarf around theirs

[kingofracoons]

@beeeaaannnsss

[fuckinghellsbells]

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

[democracykills]

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

[thehighladyelf]

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

[fieldbears]

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

[marvelous-freeman]

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

[isnotadinosaur]

This goes here. 

[dracenathe6th]

@beeeaaannnsss youre welcome

[beeeaaannnsss]

Thank (fuck) you

[busket]

sometimes I think about how rattlesnakes are starting to adapt to bite immediately instead of using their rattle as a warning, because this defense mechanism that says "im here! im frightened! don't come close or ill bite you" has instead ilicited a reaction of "oh fuck a rattlesnake, i should kill it"

so of course every snake that has the instinct to warn humans of its presence gets killed, and only the snakes that bite first and dont make themselves known get to survive. a human who's been bitten is too worried about his swelling ankle to decapitate a snake with a shovel.

it's a good example of how humans make the world more dangerous for ourselves by believing that we have mastery and ownership of it. we think we have the power and importance to control the life around us down to the snakes and insects, but every animal fights for life. and no animal thinks that any human is more important than it's own life.

[theconcealedweapon]

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[catchymemes]

[send-noodles-not-nudes]

I love the dad but his response made me immediately think of this:

[gaytanic-panic]