Beef Master Bob

FKA Jamlanlovedyou

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[mothman-etd]

I am so glad that in 2026 there are people experiencing Günther for the first time.

[yeomanslog]

the youths yearn for the ding ding dong

[justkeepstitching]

Starry Night

Pattern Time!

[slaygentford]

but like what was he supposed to do seriously. NOT push bran out of the window?

[melrosing]

do u ever think about how brienne grew up in a house of grief. like mum dead brothers dead sisters dead just brienne and her dad left and they don't talk about their feelings. she doesn't know the easy intimacy of friendship, family, anything, yet she wants it SO bad and she has so much to give

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!

[wrath-of-achilleus]

hate the fact that the show aged brienne up because it completely takes away from her innocence and naivety. like grrm literally calls her sansa with a sword, and there are SO many parallels between her and sansa in ACOK. the main difference is literally just that sansa dreams of being the princess in the stories and songs, and brienne dreams of being the knight.

[chrkrose]

I agree and I would add that Brienne dreams of being both the Knight AND the Princess. And that’s the core conflict of her character, that she’s denied both even though she yearns for it.

The show turned her into another version of “strong female character who needs no man”. Honestly, as much as I dislike the show version of j/b I give all my kudos to Nikolaj and especially Gwen for injecting into their acting as much as they could/were allowed from their book counterparts, because all the vulnerability and the actual complexity of them was added by the actors actually understanding the core of these characters. In contrast to the writers who butchered them, especially Brienne, from the very beginning.

[melrosing]

jb 🪻🌺

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

[nirruti]

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

[fabiansociety]

good art grows from the soil of bad art, but also bad art justifies itself. it's still art

[knitmeapainting]

@powerbottombrucespringsteen

I agree, please enjoy. Acrylic on random thrift store found object, randomly selected colors and fonts from an online generator.

[h0]

[chickren]

the whole brienne deserves better than jaime thing is hilarious in a canon context, especially when people frame it as if it's a result of a self-esteem problem or deliberately choosing unattainable men or whatever. because she canonically rejects two suitors who actively want to marry her, beating one to a pulp and threatening to geld the other. she's like i want the hottest man in a hundred mile radius or i'll die alone actually

[hestiagf]

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nobluesea]

Brienne at Bitterbridge!

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[cecilmoth]

Sir Ilya Rozanov

the second illustration in the series. 🥹❤️

[beefmasterbob]

Lads that’s Jaime Lannister

[patt-off]

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

[patt-off]

>:)

[ncah-czerny]

[tokkibean]

get a really good scene idea

write fic so that you can write the really good scene idea

write the really good scene idea

realise that you now need to write the rest of the fic

realise that you have no plot & no idea what to do bc you've already written the really good scene idea

panic.

[shibara]

7. realise you can just post the really good scene on its own.

8. slap some minimal context in the notes so ppl know what the fic that contained this might have been, and upload it to AO3.

9. the really good scene idea enters the collective mind of the fandom.

10. a person on the other side of the world falls asleep with a smile thinking about the really good scene idea

[unfinishedname]

I dreamed of you but not in the romantic way but in a metatexual since it’s also been used as a reoccurring motif for her intertextual predecessor (and ultimately the one who’s legacy she will transcend) to hint at maybe not narrative but thematic importance and I dreamed of you having a kind of surrealistic feeling about it owing to the fantastical elements of the series, the narrative has literally dreamed of her! But also in the interpersonal aspect and how much this means for both characters yes he has dreamed of her in the literal sense but he has also dreamed of her, the true knight! subconsciously wishing for someone to discredit his overt cynicism for years and for such a shambling and ugly person yet the one true beauty he has ever met being that person so of course she is the one he can straightforward tell I dreamed of you with zero hesitation!! And her!! Being constantly reminded how sorely she sticks out in this society because she cannot conform and being othered and mistreated and yet this man who has been nearly nothing but cruel to her telling her I dreamed of you, because even if the world doesn’t accept her the rules and rigidities blur when dreams are concerned, ie she could almost be a beauty she could almost be a knight, and in the dream her sword is the one that burns against the darkness, she is the only logical successor to this motif and she will not fall short where her ancestors did. But all of this is not to undercut the straightforward romance in this statement. Why did you come back? Jaime only shrugged. I dreamed of you.