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standpoor

helloitsbees

#i dont know what kind of aesthetic this is but i know that i am Digging It

offbeatmonochrome

This is literally the height of Georgia Gothic

shortviolet

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved

“yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”

mysharona1987

insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea

4000 dollars to be told to go home and wait it out with some tylenol

cryptid-corvids

3000 dollars for two hours of extreme pain, just to be told an ovarian cyst offed itself, and to go home and take some ibuprofen while im still in extreme pain.

citharaposts

This is why we cannot fucking lose the NHS. It is the most precious commodity we possess and it should shake any UK resident to their core to think it could go under.

beenkilledbefore

$5000 for a CT scan and some antibiotics.

twoofcups

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

kbsd

#this post > the entire mcu

tri-irt

im havinfv a stroke

cosmonautroger

marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202

Same energy

sexybaldwin

I can’t believe that it’s the 1st of Halloween tomorrow

showerthoughtspost

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

boobergara

the funniest yet most under appreciated bfu moment

lovemeorlovemycloset

open and raw communication with your partner may be uncomfortable and feel so ugly and vulnerable but it solves soo many problems in the end

hellfresh

The idea that was sold to us of "love is effortless and you should communicate telepathically with your partner" is false. Love is awkward as hell. It's A LOT of straight up talking and realization of your self - your own needs. It's important to make those needs heard. Do not deny yourself full love

sylviaplathstypewriter-deactiva

that idea robs us of so much intimacy, the intimacy that comes with honesty and vulnerability and being known.

thisloveisglowing

bob-belcher

Eva Longoria is everything

dabeatnik

Yet she can’t even speak Spanish 😂😅😂😅😂

That’s pride alright lmfao

She don’t have to, but don’t talk all that shit if you don’t even learn your own culture #lame

burgertv

you were saying @dabeatnik???

thecrackshiplollipop

ummm

“When I was growing up, my parents spoke to each other in Spanish, but they didn’t speak to us in Spanish because they were told not to. In school we weren’t allowed to speak it.”

and also???

“… But America is the only country that promotes monolingualism. Here it’s English, English, English. Every other country makes their children learn a second language very early on. So as my political and social activism grew, I was like, ‘I really need to learn Spanish.’ So I did.“

idk how many people i’ve known growing up in texas whose parents speak fluent spanish but they don’t speak a lick solely because their parents were afraid or told not to teach their children. it’s unspeakably common and doesn’t in any way shape or form diminish someone’s claim to or pride in their heritage.

fuck that guy. you go eva.

lady-threewhiteleopards

lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like

profeminist

“To say “I don’t see race” in a country where race was the metric for humanity is to functionally state “I choose not to see injustice.”

- Tori Williams Douglass

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Make that book.

darkredgirl

make a book. all those pics should have the murderer’s face blacked out.

yupthatexists

captcreate-deactivated20251226

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

iammyfather

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

technogenic-mess

Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

ambient-gold

When damage mechanics are turned off irl

sleeping-satan

ADHD: Throws shit everywhere, room becomes messy within at least two days of cleaning it

ADHD: Now I can't focus because everything is everywhere

consultingfujoshi

ADHD: I can't motivate myself to clean it up either so I guess I just live like this now

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Thinking about the time when I was 19 & I went to see some people I knew in a musical and a guy was singing “Don’t Tell Mama” and he climbed, sultry as anything, off the stage mid-song, recognized me in the audience, sat on my lap and opened a flask, and I was like “this is a performance so it’s gonna be water” so I let him take my face in his hand and tip my head back in front of the entire audience, and he poured fireball directly down my throat.