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i live for human interaction | 20s star wars stuff: @intergalacticbisexual writing attempts @floursramona

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[gingik]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog

Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[opera-ghost]

[tall]

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]