Before No More

(Side blog: keto-go) My brain on tumblr: -wow, that's stunning! -that literally made me laugh -I never knew I was a feminist before tumblr -fitblr! Look at that inspirational thing! -yum -this is important -I love this show! -coffee....mmmm...cooooffffeeee

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Rupi Kaur 

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[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV:

[dailycheleanor]

The Good Place (2016-2020) The Book of Dougs (S03E10)

[catchymemes]

[esteicy-blog]

It took me a moment to check his last name and I thought the student just was 100% done with life and didn’t fear God.

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[chilewnt]

[depsidase]

[thebadduckartist]

[loving-not-heyting]

[seldo]

This addition made by coniferous and deciduous gangs teaming up.

[urban-hieroglyphs]

[hyrude]

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i love images

[supergameboytwo]

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

proof??

[supergameboytwo]

[thatsmeimgar]

Good news is this will not fundamentally change your experience on tumblr mobile

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#okay but imagine the betting pool#is it gonna be half undead?#horse with too many legs?#a giant fuck off snake?#who knows! ( @much-ado-about-mothing​)

Loki, holding up the newest baby Lion King-style: IT’S!!!!! A WOLF!!!”

underneath the rock: *dozens of creatures from all over Nine Realms muttering quietly, exchanging money*

[blujayonthewing]

#you fools  #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]

[shadowylemon]

@worstloki I know this is not ur normal jam but you might like it

[worstloki]

this is actually exactly my jam and i would like it to be considered that if he’s not the one giving birth he could be gone for, like, a day, so even if you’ve got a constant vigilant eye on him he might turn up one day, snake draped over his shoulders like “hey y’all!! the egg!! finally hatched :D!!!” and no one would be able to do anything about it

[assassin-swede]

Basically if Loki is not under Direct Supervision he is committing crimes against natural or godly laws and that’s exactly the vibes they should give off tbh

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a makeup artist with Parkinson’s just launched a cosmetics brand for people with shaky hands (x)

[shrewreadings]

Have a link to the actual site!

https://www.guidebeauty.com

[hollowedskin]

hey neat! there are videos on their site about how to use each product, and they look fantastic. Also using my cheekbone as a rest/pivot point for my hand is how I do my eyeliner, its much easier.

[oxyphyle]

wait I’m crying

[joebidensbignaturals]

If you wear concealer/foundation/contour/etc and don’t want to mess it up by resting your hand on your face, you can use a powder puff as a barrier! You’ll still be able to brace your hand just fine, but the makeup underneath will stay looking good as new ❤️

[the-spoonie-life]

Every time this comes up I have to reblog cause everyone deserves to be able to put on makeup if want to.

[quoms]

It’s always funny to me how الله‎ is translated as “Allah” instead of “God” so that intentionally or not (and I suspect more intentionally than not) it ends up sounding like Muslims worship some other, alternative monotheistic God of Abraham. A different one.

Anyway what I actually think we should do is just start doing this for every language. Have news stories talk about how Notre Dame is a cathedral where French Catholics pray to their god, Dieu. There’s a schism between the Russian and Ukrainian churches even though they both worship Bog. Etc.

[argumate]

the British God and the American Gawd

[goodmorningawfulbye]

It’s actually Gahd in the midwest

[lunaescribe]

That’s a hilarious concept I’m on board

[esoanem]

*in Ukraine they worship Boh

[themousefromfantasyland]

@apocrypals

[todaysbird]

Today’s bird is: Get out of there??

[reversewerewolf]

tantrum hole

[his-shining-tears]

[ottermatopoeia]

the fact that they had time to set this all up without the cats absolutely decimating it is a feat in and of itself

[dr-syko-pharm-4]

These cats must have been trained which makes this even better, they are ARTISTS and PERFORMERS!!!!!!!

[bhlissfhully]

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