celebrate the way the night hides scars

[beachdeath]

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[0vertired]

My 2 moods

[anexperimentallife]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

[upsidedownjopper]

[lvloonlight]

[lsaaaaaac]

[pbh3]

The planets, aligned.

[hashtagclouds]

the sickest thing ive ever seen

[justactnatural]

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

[gheauxstbuster-deactivated20190]

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HOLY SHIT

[azyrian]

AAAAAAHHHHH

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[reservoirdogs1992-blog]

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[svrcastic]

Group projects with your best friends.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tank.sinatra)

[behonestbabe]

Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance

[algernonmoncrieff]

naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition

[algernonmoncrieff]

[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin

[paddfoot]

little dipper potter, you were named after a pot in the sky. 420 blaze it, son. high five