i don't any consistency

I love a good mix of TV shows YouTubers and memes

[bekwek]

Today my dad called pigeons tree rats and i redownloaded tumblr to post this somewhere cause i find that hilarious 

[xteacupx]

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

[xteacupx]

This is the song

[slumberblues-deactivated2026072]

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

[xteacupx]

I love you guys omf

[prismatic-bell]

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

OH

MY

FUCKING

G-D

LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS

[radha-the-introvert]

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS

[copperbadge]

I can’t stop bopping

[akayona-zine]

It’s been quite the ride doing this zine, and we couldn’t have made it as successful as it was without all of your support! We are doing a giveaway in order to not only give back to all of you as a thank you, but we also wanted to make sure that we gave back to the series to support the official releases! So without further ado, we are happy to present our manga giveaway as our last duty as zine mods!

Winner(s) will receive ONE manga volume of their choice of Yona of the Dawn english edition (choose between volumes 1-20)!!! International OK!

PRIZES:

1. GOLD Prize (1 WINNER): 5 Yona of the Dawn (english edition) volumes of winner’s choice

2. SILVER Prize (1 WINNER): 3 Yona of the Dawn (english edition) volumes of winner’s choice

3. BRONZE Prize (MULTIPLE WINNERS) : 1 Yona of the Dawn (english edition) volume of winner’s choice

Rules and details below!

You can enter on both tumblr and twitter (@AkaYonaZine); this is a collective giveaway! You can not win more than once, but it gives you extra entries! Up to 4 total entries per person. (1 like/reblog on tumblr = 2; 1 like/1 retweet on twitter = 2 more)

Must be 18+ to enter or have parent’s permission.

Must be comfortable with giving us your address so we can get the manga sent to you in the chance that you win.

Giveaway runs from September 28, 2019 - October 12, 2019.

Winner(s) will be chosen on October 13, 2019. You will have 48 hours to reply to accept your prize. If you do not respond on the platform you entered on (or if we are not able to contact you due to not being able to send DMs) then you will forfeit your manga volume and we will pick another winner.

No giveaway blogs/accounts allowed to enter.

Thank you again! And good luck! 

[sndwave]

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

[sndwave]

*stands majestically in a bucket*

[stemmmm]

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

[prokopetz]

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

[stumblngrumbl]

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

[prokopetz]

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

[prokopetz]

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

[officialharshnoise]

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

[musicalhell]

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

[karometeenk]

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

[there-was-a-girl]

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

[glumshoe]

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?

[princedorkface]

can he be in a wheelbarrow?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?

[pantheraj]

What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?

[strikelikeahawk]

European swallows or African swallows?

[thinster13]

this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:

In fact im not entirely sure that it wasn’t their idea in the first place

[dekoi2501post]

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[catchymemes]

m&m Duel

[starkeaton]

this is the modern substitute for coliseum fights and it quenches my bloodlust just as effectively

[parakeet]

[chaz-serir]

God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards.

[samandriel]

What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke

[catchymemes]

[candyradium]

This was the wildest fucking shit to read in class i was trying do hard not to make expressions

[teathattast]

[ewanmrozny]

#a wizard casts a spell

[tracobuttons]

“Whaddya mean you haven’t got ninety minutes?”

“DETAINED!”

[sixpenceee]

[anonymoustypewriter]

1) Put four pills on each side. The heavier side has the pill. Take the four pills from the heavier side.

2) Put two of the potential pills on each side of the scale. The heavier side has the poison pill.

3) Take the two potential pills. Swallow one. If you survive, you are holding the poison pill. If you die, you have eaten the poisoned pill. Either way you will find out which one it is for sure

[waepenlesbian]

1) Weigh 6 of them, 3 on each side 2a) If both sides are equal, weigh the 2 you didn’t use before. 2b) If one side was heavier, pick 2 of the 3 and weigh them. Heavier one is poisoned. If they’re even, it’s the 3rd.

[anonymoustypewriter]

Well, all I can say is that we all have our methods and some of us are more willing to take a risk in the name of science

[cetaceous]

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

you’ll never get to drive the molten steel tractor

why even live

[floweringscrubs]

Forbidden french onion soup 

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[notkatniss]

its funny to me that game of thrones people think tom hoppers character is hot and yet he still has his damn sleeves on!!!! u aint getting the full picture! cut off dickon’s sleeves you cowards give us what the people need!!!!!

[succmysoul]

just googled him and holy fucking shit..op is not kidding around

[notkatniss]

i would never joke about tom hoppers massive arms

[elizabethrobertajones]

THEY HAD HIM IN GAME OF THRONES AND HE DIDN’T RANDOMLY HAVE HIS SLEEVES CUT OFF FOR NO REASON? WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF WARDROBE????

[tomhiddlesun]

[doctordairyqueen-deactivated201]

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

[countriesinyourhead]

Remember this years-old post?

[freebroccoli]

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.

[goldring]

HELL FUCKING YEAH fucking PARTY

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]