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Random Prompt

Tim has a bunch of aliases, as in a ridiculous amount of aliases, that he uses for bat work or annoy his siblings.

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Cass, needing to call for internet problem at her condo.

Tim, over the phone: Hello, this is Peter Johnson of customer support, how may I help you?

Cass: Hi Tim

Tim: Who's Tim? My name is Peter.

Cass: My WiFi has been cutting off suddenly

Tim: I'll have it fixed

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Dick on his own undercover mission watching Tim pass by in full clown get up while maintaining eye contact: ....

Dick, whispering: what the fu-

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Jason: ...

Tim wearing a mustache: May have your order, sir?

Jason: What are you doing here? How are you here?

Tim: Sir, are you feeling okay?

Jason: You shouldn't even be here!

Tim, in mocked concern and ready to start shit: Sir, please calm down or we would ask you to leave the establishment.

Jason: No! You cant do this here, we are in Russia for Gotham's sake!

Jason was thrown out of the restaurant with a lifetime ban.

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Damian was sent to the guidance counsellor only to see Tim in a wig, dress, and heels. He proceeded to turn around and walked home.

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Stephanie in Tim's base with his 2 storey closet: it's like barbies dreamhouse in here.

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Barbara swears she saw Tim enter the library with 8 different personas the past week alone.

Tim approaching the info desk: Hi, can I-

Barbara: You know you can come to me as Tim right?

Tim: My name is Jeff, maam.

Barbara: Yesterday, you told me that your name is Jared

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Random promt

Bernard couldn't wait anymore for Tim to confess he's Red Robin, its was funny at first but now the blonde is over it.

So with Tim's stolen vigilante uniform and a wig, Bernard is ready to cause chaos.

During a gala, Red Robin broke through the skylight and marched over to where Tim is standing. Pulled the man for a kiss before leaving Tim with the fallout.

Bernard watches the news like its his personal drama series for three weeks straight with wine in his hand.

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BUT HERES THE THING DOES TIM KNOW ITS BERNARD-

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The man is absolutely clueless and spent the few hours spiralling. Bernard is amazed and concern.

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Batman Driving School

The night when everyone in Gotham is on edge is when Batman is teaching any of the batkids to drive the batmobile.

There has been incidents that scared the citizens that they could never recover from.

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Dick managed to tangle the vehicle on the intersection stop light. But not before going through 6 walls from next door building. Note that he drove through the 4th floor.

Jason somehow entered a street race and did maneuvers that will make even red bull PR team jealous. The batmobile did not survive that night.

Tim got into a fist fight due to road rage and it was only by coincidence that the guy he sent to the er was a getaway driver from a nearby robbery.

Stephanie caused a 14 hr traffic jam because she accidentally crashed into the power grid of the zoo leading to the animals being set free into yhe freeway.

For Cass it was only supposed to be an hour joyride that ended by rear ended the Flash in Central city. To this day it is considered a miracle.

Damian drove above the water, a railway, a wing of an airplane, and into a cell in Arkham all in the span of two hours.

And when Duke was about to learn about a thrid of Gotham's population evacuated for their safety.

There are many more incidents.

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Random promt

Bernard couldn't wait anymore for Tim to confess he's Red Robin, its was funny at first but now the blonde is over it.

So with Tim's stolen vigilante uniform and a wig, Bernard is ready to cause chaos.

During a gala, Red Robin broke through the skylight and marched over to where Tim is standing. Pulled the man for a kiss before leaving Tim with the fallout.

Bernard watches the news like its his personal drama series for three weeks straight with wine in his hand.

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Classmate to Bernard: When we said 'eat the rich', I did not mean eat out Timothy Drake-Wayne

Bernard: I can expla-

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Gotham Gazette: "Is there trouble in paradise? Timothy Wayne's boyfriend, Bernard Dowd caught kissing Red Robin after bank robbery"

Classmate side eyes Bernard in silence while the blonde purposely looked the other way.

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Classmate: How many people is this man dating?

Kon Luther-Kent has his hand wrapped around Bernard's waist during a gala.

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Bernard's classmates were ready to set an intervention when Bernard is caught with Superboy.

Classmate: Bernard, we love you, but we need to put a stop to this.

Bernard is texting under the table, begging either Tim or Kon to save him.

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Bruce, feeling sad that Tim took a break from Robin.

Bernard with Tim's stolen uniform after failing to convince Tim to be Robin again: Batman needs a Robin

Bruce: ...

Bruce: I cant be blamed for this one becoming a vigilante

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Kon was 'the one who got away' for Tim back when Kon is dating Cassie.

Now Tim became 'the one who got away' when Kon saw Tim dating Bernard.

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does anyone else's fic suddenly have a random border? Did the format change?

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It would be funny if Bernard is emotionally adopted by Constantine.

Instead of Tim saving Bernard from being sacrificed, it was John. And he sees this blonde child oozing with the aura of madness and revelry and said that he cant leave this child alone.

Bernard thinks he gained a weird uncle and went along with. Imprinted on the man like a duckling.

So we have a homeless locking magician and a feral god vessel as a duo.

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Tim and Bernard are dating for over a year now and Bernard invited Tim over to his apartment for the first time. Tim couldn't help but snoop around the place and found a conspiracy board hidden inside the closet filled with pictures of Red Robin. We are talking about red string, newspaper clippings, and candid photos. And there are more photos inside of shoe boxes.

Tim deduced that his own boyfriend is following Red Robin, aka him, around Gotham at night with a camera and is slowly heading towards figuring out his identity.

Tim knew he couldn't tell the batfam because 1 he will be teased at cause this is karma for stalking them and 2 because he would be in so much trouble.

Now Tim has to find away to subtly get Bernard to drop this, he will be dammed if his boyfriend figures it out and becomes a vigilante as well.

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I really enjoy those fics where Tim would take after his mother more than his father. As in the version of Janet Drake who is a cold and silver tongued business women that can crush her enemies beneath her heel and get away with it.

Bonus points if Bruce is afraid of her.

Additional scenario, Bruce got de aged to his teenage years and would avoid Tim like a plague because Tim is a spitting image of Janet.

Bruce would also follow Jason around because Jason is dad shapped.

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Headcanon that Tim didn't tell the batfam anything about Bernard. He only told them that he has a boyfriend and will be bringing him to the manor to meet them.

The entirety of the visit is just the batfam measuring how feral Bernard is because there is no way Tim would date someone without a hint of insanity.

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Another random scenario

What if Tim never told the batfam about dating Bernard and they found out because if Dionysus.

Some hijinks ensured in Gotham involving the greek pantheon leading the batfam to travel to Olympus. That where they met Dionysus who saw Tim and immediately asked about Bernard.

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Dionysus: So are you and blondie doing?

Tim, feeling the stress rising and answered: Doing fine.

Dick: Wait you and Steph are back together?

Dionysus: No no, the other blonde. You know, the one my cult tried to sacrifice? Bernard?

Bruce: what

Tim: I can explain

Damian: Explain to father how you are dating a sacrifice of the god of revelry?

Tim: ...

Dionysus handing a goblet of wine towards Tim

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Something is gonna happen in Gotham, because the last time Tim took a break from Robin it went down.

Also would be funny is Bernard did the "Batman needs Robin" spinel on Tim. Imagine you stalking the first Robin comes back to bite you.

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Bernard: Batman needs you, Gotham needs you. You need to go back to being Robin.

Tim: ...

Meanwhile Gotham is in flames.

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A Question about Omegaverse

How does male omegas biologically work?

To clarify, this is not a critique of omegaverse. This is a post to rant my confusion regarding male omegas.

TW: discussion of reproduction systems

As we know during male alpha to male omega intercorse, the alpha would mount the omega through the anus. And from there they would proceed with the sexual activity. Said activity would sometimes lead to a child, but how does that work?

For the male omega to bare a child, it would imply that the omega have a womb. And that hypothetical womb is connected with the anus?

In other words the rectum and vagina share same hole.

And if said omega does have womb, they should have menstrual cycles too. Meaning they would be bleeding out of their anus monthly.

My sleep deprived brain said "what if they have both sets of reproductive systems?" Then we would have the vaginal opening between the testis and anus.

Then my brain brought up another question "Because male omegas give birth does that mean they also produce milk?" I guess maybe??

And if all my hypothetical thinking does apply to male omegas. They would be dealing monthly periods on top of heats. I would pity them tbh.

Them presenting their secondary sex comes later in life, right? Does that mean male omegas and female alpha grow the organs needed or was the organs already there and the body just re absorbed the unnecessary ones?

If anyone is still reading, I am sorry for subjugating you to my madness. I have read a fic that changed my viewpoint on omegaverse.

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Me to my favourite characters: I love you so much. I will protect you and nurture you and care for you as if you were my child. But now you have to go through gut wrenching angst and trauma for the character development :D

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Bruce lets Tim drive the Batmobile one night.

Bruce: You can still see the road, right?

Tim, being blinded by every light source he comes across due to astigmatism: yes