Belladonnabritt

Class and a little bit of sass

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the pumpkins stutter...

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[with-practice]

Are you into dudes?

Unfortunately.

[madsciences]

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

[taigas-den]

Oh good god

[spinningorigins]

I couldn’t help but wonder what this absolute bastard of a skull would look like, and

I was not disappointed. But I was terrified.

[darkenedyeastextract]

OK but what is fucking killing me is that this whole argument, while brilliant, is this:

[juchestoner-deactivated20220412]

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[normal-ghost]

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

[spiderrrling]

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

[what-even-is-thiss]

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*

WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW

[holorifle]

here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!

the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better

here’s some examples:

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

Reblog to save a writer's sanity.

[sokumotanaka]

@sickslickman

[gamechangershow]

[shalrath]

[sosuperawesome]

Iren Horrors on Instagram / Society6

Follow So Super Awesome on Instagram

[vriskanon]

no Pavlov was the scientist. The dog is Pavlov's Monster

[yahenni]

While unobserved, Schroedinger is simultaneously the doctor and the monster.

[yekkes]

I love seeing like… animals that are vicious predators being huge babies. That is my favorite genre of animal photo

[yekkes]

Inside every animal is the capacity To Be Bæbey

[yekkes]

Look at these vicious absolute Babies

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[avatrashh]

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

[that-taters-my-tots]

Don’t forget this too

[lovetheirloves]

Girl Scouts of Greater Atlanta has expanded upon this to include nonbinary youth (and adults) seeing a Girl Scouting experience.

[theseancequeen]

Reblogging for important information.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Shout out to the time they returned a $100,000 donation because the donor– months after making the donation– wanted a guarantee that the money wouldn’t be used to support transgender girls.

[squeaky-warrior]

In this house we respect girl scouts

[catchymemes]

[peachfrogs]

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

[victorxaxvale]

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

[contentcrisis]

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[castielcampbell]

OFC U R

[motivation-and-fitness]

[fat-acceptance-dropout]

Took me a long ass time to understand this.