Wood Smithy

35 She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Minors DNI please!

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[grimeclown]

IM A SICK BITCH. I LIKE FREAK SEX. IF YOU WANT TO TEST THE LIMITS OF MY GAG REFLEX. IF YOU WANT TO PUT IN WORK, YOUVE GOT TO GO BERSERK. YOUVE GOT TO MAKE IT HURT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT SQUIRT

[anik]

i love this guy

[we1rdsc1ence]

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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[h0]

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

[dbzyuri]

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[internetsickness]

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

[zsnes]

hop drink…………

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You can only click this in moderation.

[zsnes]

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

[perkwunos]

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You’re going to turn into something

[perkwunos]

Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[ankle-beez]

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

cabbages and onions are fighting to the death behind the grocery every night unseen by anyone

[im-mender]

誰にも見られずキャベツとタマネギが毎晩八百屋の裏で死ぬまで戦ってる

[im-mender]

les choux et les onions se battent à la mort derrière l'épicerie chaque nuit invisibles à tous

[asterythm]

每天晚上卷心菜和洋葱藏在杂货店后边互相战斗至死

[spreadsopotism]

Kobis-kobis dan bawang-bawang mempertaruh nyawa bertarungan di hujung dalam kedai runcit setiap malam tanpa disedari sesiapa

[breathing-tutors]

setiap malam para kubis dan bawang bombay bertarung sampai mati di belakang toko kelontong tanpa ada yang melihat

[mx-brahms]

Cholchöpf und zwieble kämpfed jedi nacht zum tod hinterem läbensmittellade, gseh vo niemertem

[jame7t]

Suckfuckers United: new game, $80, unplayable on release, cash shop has $20 skins

Plumboy 21XX: “retro” indie game. creator just posted something really dire on Twitter & you’re not sure if you want to keep your preorder even though they promise it’s gonna help find episodes 1 and 5 of the animated series

Gug: game released in 1999. You remember it being good. It’s not.

Dark Cave growing beneath your house’s foundations without you knowing and for years the semi-sentient ungrowth has learned to hunger for you, specifically, and it’s almost time: self explanatory

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[eveligne]

The skinniest video game girl in the world with the prettiest frilliest pink dress and the longest flowingest hair and magical butterfly fairy wings is being called a butch muscle mommy because she can fight, which is a male thing to do.

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

sneak peek at the upcoming omocat f/w line

[maja-paja]