hi

i wish i was funny

[cosmicretreat]

[cocoloveyume]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[molabuddy]

?????????

[aliensmoothie]

? ok

[probuccalfat]

i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

[blackwoolncrown]

[violue]

great now i gotta feel bad for my own cells

[tammysneurosis]

artworks by David Lynch

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[osinthewhite]

"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

[beloved-fool]

I'm home alone for the first time in a really long time and I may have had a couple of drinks and ordered two Christmas gifts from a sketchy site.

[sunotes]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

[icarianarts]

Squidward looks so cute and happy here he is loving this bath