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cay ✧ 26 ✧ she/they ✧ pisces

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

oh 

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[iphigeniacomplex]

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

[iphigeniacomplex]

and unprovoked

[papayajuan2019]

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[hotvampireadjacent]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[skopostheorie]

[perdviv-deactivated20211109]

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side

[ghostpalmtechnique]

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

the alphabet as seen from directly above

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[dogpuppy]