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Hi all

[whitepeopletwitter]

[napoleoninrags]

There should be no billionaires.

[saints-row-2]

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

[blujayonthewing]

you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?

tumblr ad: 

[fuglyselfie]

“how would your friends describe you?”

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[sadiepickles]

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

[gothgfs]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

[omghotmemes]

Gotta love my mother’s words of wisdom

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Don’t you worry bout what’s in my vape………….

[marcitlali]

embalming fluid

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[ki55ed]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

so stupid that stuff like this doesnt happen anymore

[snuv]

they dont make dark portals like this anymore 

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[husband]

youre in her dms im in a mason jar with some grass and twigs and some holes in the lid we are not the same

[gymsystapl]