[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[anxietyproblem]

[the-real-billie-jean]

I need to become fluent in hee hee shamone ow

[ahgase7en]

Kinda crazy of me to have post concert depression from a movie but here we are

[purp-boo]

…yall i miss Michael Jackson😔

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[elvis-official]

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

[dj-crack]

Welcome to teenagehood Mishapocalypse

The mishapocalypse is now old enough to make a tumblr account

[alicewiththreefingers]

My favourite Maekar moment is his giggle after Dunk corrects Baelor:

This man arrives pissed the fuck off with very good reason:

He has to attend a 13-year-old's stupid nameday tourney to improve his family's public image. (This man should NOT be working in HR, PR or communications)

Baelor is introduced with titles and lovely adjectives and he is introduced as Baelor's brother, Maekar. (This is generally considered a faux pas in younger sibling culture)

Two of his shithead sons don't arrive at Ashford Meadow with the rest of the happy family. And Maekar knows that it's because Daeron is a coward who cannot fulfill his duties as heir, which is disappointing and embarrasing to Maekar. And he is of course worried about the baby of the family, Egg. (Many parents don't appreciate babysitters that have nicknames like "the drunken")

Enter Ser Dunk the stinky, stupid hedge knight (ily Dunky) who procedes to correct and insult the great and honorable Baelor Targaryen, firstborn son of King Daeron the Good, Prince of Dragonstone, Hand of the King and heir to the Iron Throne. And suddenly it had never been clearer that Maekar indeed is a youngest brother, who in pure amusement will giggle at the expense of his older brother.

[ladythedrunken]

He NEEDS a controversially young wife.

[darkvoidtrash]

[alicewiththreefingers]

Inspired by one of the greatest tweets of all time.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[thelhc]

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

[aurora-sadprose]

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

[1nayaa]

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

[mistressaccost]

white heathcliff. it’s me. margot robbie. i’ve come home to hollywoodland california. it’s so sunny. let me in your barbie dream car.