[oneheadtoanother]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

autism hype house we go out to run three errands and then parallel play in silence after

[snout]

my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory

[cloudstation]

I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

[cloudstation]

"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"

"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"

"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

I have two moms so this is how I differentiate

[purple-blossom-wings]

[id: part of a screenshot of a messaging system. There are two people in the screenshot, one named “Mom HeartGold” and the other named “Mom SoulSilver.” / End id]

[catasters]

[wayneradiotv]

I THINK THAT I’M TOM CRUISE

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[ewaneneollav]

AAAHHH NO HES TURNING HIS SWAG ON! *something happening to me that looks like im being bludgeoned to death by an invisible person*

[atlas-prime]

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”

[whimsyobear]

[brucebocchi]

[berettagunberg]

don’t want to be here need to run away fast and far or the alternative

[vnusplanetoflove]

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

[willmelon]

[anxietyproblem]

[hunterxloser]

That magician you just called a clown? his nen actually has the properties of both rubber and gum.

[nicollekidman]

shut UP reductress, shut up!!!!!!!