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@bespoefinn
They're shooting the shit in the Centaurs' locker room after practice and somehow the conversation gets around to hall passes, which then somehow, inexplicably, evolves into the guys talking about their 'exceptions'.
"Exceptions from what?" Shane asks, confused, only just now tuning into the conversation after spending the past ten minutes finishing up his routine (tm).
Dykstra shrugs. "Like you know how everyone has one person they'd theoretically go gay for?" Then, realizing who he's talking to, "Or straight for, I guess."
"I don't know," Shane says. This team really is different from the Metros. "Is this common knowledge?"
"Kind of," Holmberg chimes in. "Like for me, it would be Jason Momoa. I mean, have you seen those arms?"
Shane doesn't know who Jason Momoa is, so he just politely nods.
"I'd go for any of the Chrises, really," Hayes says. "Hemsworth, Pine, Evans..."
Ilya blows a raspberry. "Such basic answers. And this is blatant discrimination, how am I meant to play?"
"I'm picking that bartender at Monks with the snake tattoo," Young says, blatantly ignoring his Captain. "He seems like the sweet but dangerous type, you know?"
"It's not just celebrities?" Shane asks. "Are you actually gonna ask him out, then?"
Young shakes his head. "It's still just theoretical. I've never met a guy I'd actually go gay for but this is like... if I had to pick a guy."
"What about you, Hollander?" Dykstra asks, elbowing Shane. "Who's your exception? Theoretical, obviously, we know you're super gay."
"I'm regular-" Shane presses his lips together, annoyed. "Whatever."
"Don't be boring and say Rose Landry," Ilya warns.
Shane was gonna say Rose but as he pauses to think, he realizes he's got a better answer. "Actually, it would probably be Sveta."
Ilya blinks. "What?"
"Svetlana Vetrova," Shane says, like Ilya's issue is not knowing which Sveta he's talking about. "She's pretty, we get along great. And she knows everything about hockey, so we'd never run out of stuff to talk about."
Here is where Ilya should make fun of Shane for picking a beautiful woman he'd theoretically sleep with and only wanting to talk to her. About hockey.
That is what he would do, if his brain wasn't still lagging three paces behind. What the hell does Shane mean he'd go straight for Sveta?
"Nice pick," Dykstra congratulates him on. "She'd go for it, I think."
She would. This is terrible.
"Does that matter?" Shane asks, wanting to know the exact perimeters of this game. "Does that get you extra points?"
Dykstra laughs. "There are no points, it's not that kind of game."
Shane hums and promptly loses interest, realizing this is not something he can win at.
Meanwhile, Ilya is still quietly stewing over it would probably be Sveta. It's stupid and on some level, he knows that. Shane is super gay, no matter how he protests that moniker. Even if he wasn't, Ilya is it for him. There is nothing for Ilya to get jealous over.
Still, he should probably remind Shane who he belongs to. Thoroughly, over the course of a few hours.
Just in case.
Hudson Williams at the HBO Max Holiday Gift Wrapping Event, December 17th, 2025
HEATED RIVALRY Svetlana Vetrova • 1.01 Rookies
Was the casting for heated rivalry tv just "crazy cupid bows and willingness to get naked"?
shane is shyly kicking his feet while ilya's smartwatch gives high pulse alerts
Good Omens 3x01 The Finale
manhandles them
true story of heated rivalry:
shane notices the stare in the shower and self-ignates. combusts.
coz i really really cannot get how any could survive this.
never forget.
I miss ♡them♡ so much
Instead of a pin, how about ''how many angels can dance on a music box?''
the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more
that bit in the books where ilya’s fantasy is shane in old man pyjamas with the top unbuttoned so his chest is on display, and then shane’s fantasy is them fucking at centre ice