Mayday Maday, The Ship Is Slowly Sinking

Hi, the name's Mati!

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[kateosaurus-rex]

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

[princesstillyenna]

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

[shopwitchvamp]

"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?"

Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?"

I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering*

/scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

[cornbreadlesbian]

[beyondcynical]

I'm getting married today.

I've been on here since I was 12 and I'm getting married today.

[comradeyaoi]

im not even joking rn this fucking painting made me start uncontrollably sobbing. Do you know how long it took to paint? How expensive it was? The cat was content for hours and so loved that the girl held him there and paid for him to be painted with her. Imagine having such a bond… imagine being so loved and loving so much back…

[comradeyaoi]

Apparently this is almost a genre of painting. Its human nature to love and cradle cats …. And the bond these cats and their people have. To sit together for hours to get a painting to attempt to immortalize the love you two shared

[die-rosastrasse]

Let me show you these charming paintings by a French artist Léon Comerre! I like to think these ladies were like "me and my kitty look so cute together, we must get a portrait made of us so that everyone knows how we love each other" 💕

(Also, having matching ribbons with your cat is the loveliest idea ever 🎀)

[anyagee]

[aelwen-art]

For @jokeson-u with Kate Bishop and Clint Barton~

[ageofgeek]

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

[ryebreadgf]

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

[kingofthepitt]

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

[tifaria]

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

[hawkaye]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) | WANDAVISION (2021)

[artist-monet]

Weeping Willow, 1919, Claude Monet

[cellabrations]

club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

[cellabrations]

ask and yall will receive 

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[triskeleaficionado]

UC or ER?

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

[thehumming6ird]

Eric Martin, writer/producer on Marvel Studios’ Loki: 7th July 2021

(This entire thread is a joy!)