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BEYONCÉ in APESHIT (2018)

RAVENCLAW: “If you wish to know how much preferable wisdom is to gold, then observe: if you change gold you get silver for it, but your gold is gone; but if you exchange one sort of wisdom for another, you obtain fresh knowledge, and at the same time keep what you possessed before.” –The Talmud

Ravenclaw: *having a bad hair day*

Gryffindor: Hey, nice hair!

Ravenclaw: Yeah, well, you have a nice face!

Gryffindor: Aren't you supposed to be in the clever house?

Ravenclaw: aREnt YoU sUpPosEd tO Be iN THe cLEVer hoUSe

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Give yourself something to look forward to that isn’t a person.

Unknown (via thequotejournals)

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Eccentric. Quirky. Strange. JudithDCollins

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satanstrousers

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

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1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

quickweaves

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

morrithal

Word gets out that Batwoman is cousins with Batman. At a press conference, she is confronted about this.

“Batwoman,” the reporter asks, “did you take up the cowl because of your relation to the Bat?”

“No,” Kate says, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “He’s Batman because he’s related to me.”

Red Robin is screaming. Spoiler has an air horn. Black Bat does a celebratory backflip. Kate is smiling. Batman has his head in his hands and declines comment.